# House of Life London: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.houseoflifelondon.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/houseoflifelondon.com
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach House of Life London's website on 2026-10-21 (http 500). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open House of Life London's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: 02036212525
- Address: 17 Burnley Road, SW9 0SJ, London

## Nearby, also direct
Places near House of Life London that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Male Massage London (410 m): https://directindex.org/r/male-massage-london.co.uk
- Brazilian Soul Beauty (620 m): https://directindex.org/r/braziliansoulbeauty.co.uk

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_500.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
Not ranked yet in London hairdressers and beauty salons.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 95% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 11% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 98% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 18% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 59% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Elizabeth Studio London (D, 144 m, https://directindex.org/r/elizabethstudio.co.uk); Beauty Status (D, 234 m, https://directindex.org/r/beautystatus.co.uk); Beleza Hair Salon (F, 270 m, https://directindex.org/r/wordpress.com); Male Massage London (B, 409 m, https://directindex.org/r/male-massage-london.co.uk); Thai therapy by Nancy (C, 437 m, https://directindex.org/r/thaitherapybynancy.com); BeautyPac (C, 441 m, https://directindex.org/r/beautypac.co.uk); Isabel's (F, 477 m, https://directindex.org/r/nappyvalleynet.com); Brazilian Soul Beauty (B, 619 m, https://directindex.org/r/braziliansoulbeauty.co.uk); Stockwell Beauty (D, 631 m, https://directindex.org/r/stockwellbeauty.com); Super Lash Boutique (D, 653 m, https://directindex.org/r/superlashboutique.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about London hairdressers and beauty salons and named 85 places. House of Life London wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london-salons/recommended


## The direct record
What agents get for House of Life London, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/houseoflifelondon.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: 02036212525

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/houseoflifelondon.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/houseoflifelondon.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=houseoflifelondon.com&force=1