# House of Food Porn: Agent-Direct Score D (53.8%)

Site: https://www.houseoffoodporn.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/houseoffoodporn.com
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check pending)
House of Food Porn is hard for agents to use.

## What to fix first
- **Almost no text without JavaScript.** Crawlers that do not run scripts see an empty page. Render the menu, hours and address as plain HTML. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/website-blank-without-javascript
- **Structured data is incomplete.** Missing: opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No menu or price list found.** Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **No booking or ordering path at all.** Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
- **Structured data present (Restaurant).** address, phone

## Where it stands
Rank 145 of 252 in Miami (top 58%).

| What the top tenth does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 100% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 92% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 58% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 19% | yes |

Nearest places in the index: Cuckoo Clock Brauhaus (B, 843 m, https://directindex.org/r/cuckooclockmiami.com); Flora Plant Kitchen (A, 1422 m, https://directindex.org/r/floraplantkitchen.com); Casa Vigil Miami (C, 1459 m, https://directindex.org/r/situslinkslot.net); Shokudo (B, 1723 m, https://directindex.org/r/shokudomiami.com); Ironside Cafe Bistro (B, 1792 m, https://directindex.org/r/ironsidecafe.com); Ironside Pizza (A, 1831 m, https://directindex.org/r/pizzaironside.com); B&M Market (B, 1842 m, https://directindex.org/r/bmmarketmiami.com); Jimmy's Eastside Diner (D, 1870 m, https://directindex.org/r/mapsite.site); Doggi's Arepa Bar (A, 1913 m, https://directindex.org/r/eatdoggis.com); Tran An (B, 2077 m, https://directindex.org/r/trananmiami.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked and claimed businesses in each city index.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| reachable | 23 | 25 |
| readable | 12 | 25 |
| actionable | 0 | 15 (action_test pending) |
| cited | 0 | 0 (probes pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare criteria)
Level 1 of 5: Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/houseoffoodporn.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: yes
- llms.txt: yes
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan: https://directindex.org/scan?url=houseoffoodporn.com&force=1