# Hottest Hell Tours - New Orleans: Agent-Direct Score C (67.7%)

Site: http://www.hottesthell.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/hottesthell.com
Scanned: 2026-11-13 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Hottest Hell Tours - New Orleans is partly visible to agents.
An AI assistant can open Hottest Hell Tours - New Orleans's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds a way to book or order directly, through FareHarbor.

## Direct links
- Book directly: https://fareharbor.com/embeds/book/hottesthell/ (through fareharbor acting for the business)
- Phone: +18889754355
- Address: 801 N Rampart St, New Orleans 70116-3084

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Hottest Hell Tours - New Orleans that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- French Quarter Phantoms Ghost Tours (80 m): https://directindex.org/r/frenchquarterphantoms.com
- Bloody Mary's Tours, Haunted Museum & Voodoo Shop (80 m): https://directindex.org/r/bloodymarystours.com
- Strange True Tours (320 m): https://directindex.org/r/strangetruetours.com
- New Orleans - Hop On, Hop Off Tour (350 m): https://directindex.org/r/hop-on-hop-off-bus.com
- Unique Nola Tours (350 m): https://directindex.org/r/uniquenola.com

## What to fix first
- **No tickets and prices found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what does it cost and when?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with tickets, times and prices as text, and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **Structured data is incomplete.** (+6 points) Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Hottest Hell Tours - New Orleans",
  "url": "http://www.hottesthell.com/",
  "telephone": "+18889754355",
  "address": "801 N Rampart St, New Orleans 70116-3084",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 29.961181,
    "longitude": -90.067533
  },
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "ReserveAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://fareharbor.com/embeds/book/hottesthell/",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      },
      "result": {
        "@type": "Reservation",
        "name": "Reservation"
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Hottest Hell Tours - New Orleans

> local business in 801 N Rampart St, New Orleans 70116-3084, New Orleans tours, attractions and museums. Phone +18889754355.

## Book or order directly

- Book: https://fareharbor.com/embeds/book/hottesthell/ (through fareharbor acting for the business)

## About

- Website: http://www.hottesthell.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- **Structured data found (LocalBusiness).** no address, phone or hours in it
- **Tickets through fareharbor on your own domain.** There's no marketplace commission, and the customer stays yours.

## Where it stands
49 of 183 in New Orleans tours, attractions and museums. Top 27% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 95% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 89% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 100% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 42% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 53% | no |

Nearest places in the index: French Quarter Phantoms Ghost Tours (A, 76 m, https://directindex.org/r/frenchquarterphantoms.com); Bloody Mary's Tours, Haunted Museum & Voodoo Shop (F, 79 m, https://directindex.org/r/bloodymarystours.com); Treme Luxury Experience Tours (C, 113 m, https://directindex.org/r/tremeluxuryexperience.com); Strange True Tours (C, 318 m, https://directindex.org/r/strangetruetours.com); Basin St. Station (D, 343 m, https://directindex.org/r/basinststation.com); New Orleans - Hop On, Hop Off Tour (B, 349 m, https://directindex.org/r/hop-on-hop-off-bus.com); Unique Nola Tours (C, 352 m, https://directindex.org/r/uniquenola.com); New Orleans Drunk History Tours (B, 376 m, https://directindex.org/r/neworleansdrunkhistorytours.com); Haunted History Tours (B, 386 m, https://directindex.org/r/hauntedhistorytours.com); New Orleans Historic Voodoo Museum (C, 392 m, https://directindex.org/r/voodoomuseum.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


Compared with its peers: Sites built with Squarespace 61% (41% A or B, 36138 sites); Sites using FareHarbor 67% (49% A or B, 1150 sites); This site 67.7%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/hottesthell.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Hottest Hell Tours - New Orleans in New Orleans tours, attractions and museums

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in New Orleans tours, attractions and museums | 183 | 54% | 25% | 67.7% |
| Sites built with Squarespace in New Orleans tours, attractions and museums | 15 | 64% | 33% | 67.7% |
| Sites using FareHarbor in New Orleans tours, attractions and museums | 45 | 64% | 44% | 67.7% |
| Sites built with Squarespace and using FareHarbor in New Orleans tours, attractions and museums | 6 | 69% | 50% | 67.7% |

The best of the sites built with Squarespace and using FareHarbor in New Orleans tours, attractions and museums: Ask Arthur Walking Tours (B 76.3%, https://directindex.org/r/askarthurtours.com); Hermann-Grima House (B 76.3%, https://directindex.org/r/hgghh.org); Two Chicks Walking Tours (B 73.8%, https://directindex.org/r/twochickswalkingtours.com); New Orleans Pharmacy Museum (C 61.3%, https://directindex.org/r/pharmacymuseum.org); Paved Paradise Bike Tours And Rentals (C 61.3%, https://directindex.org/r/pavedparadisetoursnola.com).

With the two fixes above (No tickets and prices found; Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 87.7%. That would be 4th of 183 in New Orleans tours, attractions and museums, up from 49th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Hottest Hell Tours - New Orleans, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/hottesthell.com
- Book: https://fareharbor.com/embeds/book/hottesthell/ (vendor on own site: FareHarbor; found by the scan of 2026-11-13, not yet tested)
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +18889754355
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/hottesthell.com/book

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no
- Vendor terms for agents, FareHarbor: Not stated. FareHarbor's customer terms (1 September 2025), section 5.1, bar any robot, spider, scraper or other automated means to access the service for a commercial purpose without written permission; whether an assistant booking for a traveller counts as commercial is not stated; the external API is for affiliates and software partners. Read 2026-10-15: https://marketing.fareharbor.com/legal/tos-customers/

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 9 | 25 |
| Actionable | 10 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/hottesthell.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/hottesthell.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/hottesthell.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=hottesthell.com&force=1
