# Holy Guacamole: Agent-Direct Score F (0%) Site: https://www.holyguacamolyphilly.com/ Report: https://directindex.org/r/holyguacamolyphilly.com Scanned: 2026-10-16 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.) The scanner couldn't reach Holy Guacamole's website on 2026-10-16 (cloudflare challenge). Rescans are free. AI assistants can't open Holy Guacamole's website, so they go by what other sites say about it. ## Direct links - Phone: +1 215-375-9900 - Address: Sansom Street 1722 19103 Philadelphia - Hours, from OpenStreetMap: Mon–Wed 11:00–00:00; Thu–Sat 11:00–02:00; Sun 11:00–00:00 ## Nearby, also direct Places near Holy Guacamole that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between. - Condesa (250 m): https://directindex.org/r/condesaphilly.com - Mission Taqueria (270 m): https://directindex.org/r/missiontaqueria.com - Revolution Taco (400 m): https://directindex.org/r/therevolutiontaco.com - El Rey (400 m): https://directindex.org/r/elreyrestaurant.com - Animo Burrito & Juice Bar (500 m): https://directindex.org/r/animojuice.com ## What to fix first - **The site couldn't be read at all.** There's a bot challenge in front of the site (cloudflare_challenge), so a plain fetch never gets to the page. A real browser tried too and got challenge:title. ## Already right - Nothing. ## Where it stands 1985 of 2163 in Philadelphia. Top 92% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 85% | no | | Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 86% | no | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 67% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 26% | no | Nearest places with a similar menu: Condesa (B, 252 m, https://directindex.org/r/condesaphilly.com); Mission Taqueria (B, 273 m, https://directindex.org/r/missiontaqueria.com); Tequilas Casa Mexicana (C, 293 m, https://directindex.org/r/tequilasphilly.com); La Jefa (C, 312 m, https://directindex.org/r/lajefaphilly.com); Revolution Taco (B, 397 m, https://directindex.org/r/therevolutiontaco.com); El Rey (B, 402 m, https://directindex.org/r/elreyrestaurant.com); Jose Pistola's (F, 450 m, https://directindex.org/r/josepistolas.com); Animo Burrito & Juice Bar (B, 499 m, https://directindex.org/r/animojuice.com); El Vez (B, 676 m, https://directindex.org/r/elvezrestaurant.com); Rosy's Taco Bar (B, 742 m, https://directindex.org/r/rosystacobar.com). ## What assistants answer The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included. The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about Philadelphia and named 105 places. Holy Guacamole wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/philadelphia/recommended ## Businesses like Holy Guacamole in Philadelphia | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in Philadelphia | 2163 | 50% | 32% | 0% | The best of the businesses of the same kind in Philadelphia: Asadero Los Tios (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/asaderolostios.online); Asian Garden (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/asiangardenme.com); Asian Palace (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/asianpalacepa.com); Avenue Steaks & Pizza (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/avenuesteaks.com); BBQ Town (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/bbqtownphilly.com). ## The direct record What agents get for Holy Guacamole, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/holyguacamolyphilly.com - Book: none on record - Order: none on record - Menu: none on record - Hours: Su-We 11:00-24:00; Th-Sa 11:00-02:00 (open now) (from OpenStreetMap) - Phone: +1 215-375-9900 ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 0 | 25 | | Readable | 0 | 25 | | Actionable | 0 | 30 | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Not measured for this scan. - JSON-LD for the business: no Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/holyguacamolyphilly.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/holyguacamolyphilly.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=holyguacamolyphilly.com&force=1