# Holy Moly: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.holy-moly.se/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/holy-moly.se
Scanned: 2026-10-16 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Holy Moly's website on 2026-10-16 (http 500). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Holy Moly's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +46 31 147 02 5
- Address: Andra Långgatan 31 413 27 Göteborg

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Holy Moly that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Potatisen - Gött käk, bar och underhållning (30 m): https://directindex.org/r/restaurang-potatisen.se
- Kaffe Kid (70 m): https://directindex.org/r/kaffekid.com
- Greksson (70 m): https://directindex.org/r/greksson.se
- The Abyss (90 m): https://directindex.org/r/theabyss.se

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_500.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
310 of 325 in Gothenburg cafes and bars. Top 95% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 91% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 45% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 97% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 21% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 36% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Sejdeln (F, 18 m, https://directindex.org/r/sejdeln.se); Kellys Bar & Matsal (F, 25 m, https://directindex.org/r/kellysbar.se); Potatisen - Gött käk, bar och underhållning (C, 32 m, https://directindex.org/r/restaurang-potatisen.se); Knock Knock Café (F, 46 m, https://directindex.org/r/canva.site); Ostindiska Ölkompaniet Värmlandsgatan (D, 56 m, https://directindex.org/r/olkompaniet.com); Bivac (F, 58 m, https://directindex.org/r/bivac.se); Kaffe Kid (C, 71 m, https://directindex.org/r/kaffekid.com); Greksson (C, 71 m, https://directindex.org/r/greksson.se); The Abyss (A, 89 m, https://directindex.org/r/theabyss.se); Molokini Café (D, 97 m, https://directindex.org/r/molokinicafe.se).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


## Businesses like Holy Moly in Gothenburg cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Gothenburg cafes and bars | 325 | 50% | 17% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Gothenburg cafes and bars: The Abyss (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/theabyss.se); Beer’n Fries (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/beernfries.com); Bar Pigalle (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/hotelpigalle.se); Barrique Wine Bar Lorensberg (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/barrique.nu); Bellora (A 86.3%, https://directindex.org/r/hotelbellora.se).

## The direct record
What agents get for Holy Moly, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/holy-moly.se
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +46 31 147 02 5

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/holy-moly.se/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/holy-moly.se/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=holy-moly.se&force=1