# The Hogarth: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.hogarthteddington.co.uk/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/hogarthteddington.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-16 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
The Hogarth's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-16 (http 403). Rescans are free.
AI assistants cannot open the website of The Hogarth, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The server refuses the request outright, which usually means a firewall rule aimed at bots. A real browser was tried as well and got browser: Unable to create new browser: code: 429: message: Rate limit exceeded.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then)
- Fixed: nothing
- New: nothing

## Where it stands
2350 of 2436 in London cafes and bars. Top 96% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 98% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 69% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 12% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The Park (B, 177 m, https://directindex.org/r/parkhotelteddington.com); The Anglers (A, 1066 m, https://directindex.org/r/anglers-teddington.co.uk); The Roebuck (F, 1104 m, https://directindex.org/r/roebuck-hamptonhill.co.uk); Brouge (A, 1487 m, https://directindex.org/r/brouge.co.uk); Parsnips in the Park (F, 1558 m, https://directindex.org/r/parsnips.shop); The Lion (A, 1559 m, https://directindex.org/r/thelionteddington.com); Swiss Bread Bakery & Café (D, 1634 m, https://directindex.org/r/swiss-bread.com); The Rifleman (F, 1800 m, https://directindex.org/r/theriflemantwickenham.co.uk); The Prince Albert (A, 1885 m, https://directindex.org/r/princealberttwickenham.co.uk); YMCA Hawker Centre Cafe (C, 1902 m, https://directindex.org/r/ymcastpaulsgroup.org).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like The Hogarth in London cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars | 2436 | 54% | 38% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars: And Then (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/andthentooting.com); Bar Américain (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/brasseriezedel.com); Bar Soho (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/barsoho.co.uk); Be At One Monument (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/beatone.co.uk); Conuco (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/conuco.co.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for The Hogarth, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/hogarthteddington.co.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-Su 12:00-21:00 (open now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: none on record

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/hogarthteddington.co.uk/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/hogarthteddington.co.uk/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=hogarthteddington.co.uk&force=1