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title: What an AI agent reads on Hoax Bar & Restaurant · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/hoaxrestaurant.com/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on Hoax Bar & Restaurant

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [hoaxrestaurant.com](https://hoaxrestaurant.com/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,231

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Contemporary Italian Bar & Hidden Speakeasy Experience · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 2,231 characters:

```
Contemporary Italian Bar & Hidden Speakeasy Experience Hoax.Hoax.Hoax.Hoax.Hoax.Hoax.Hoax.Hoax.HomeChristmas 2026Bookings & EventsMenusContactGalleryMoreHomeChristmas 2026Bookings & EventsMenusContactGalleryHomeChristmas 2026Bookings & EventsMenusContactGallery Born from Italian roots and East London energy, hoax is where tradition meets a touch of mischief. Our kitchen brings together time-honoured recipes and modern creativity — the kind of Italian cooking that feels both familiar and fresh. Expect bold flavours, seasonal ingredients, and a menu that celebrates simplicity done beautifully.Whether it’s a date night, family gathering, or dinner with friends, hoax is made for moments worth sharing. Our bar stirs up cocktails with craft and confidence, inspired by Italian classics and London’s playful edge.There’s a little magic in everything we do — the love and contemporary creativity we sprinkle over every plate, every pour, every detail.Dog-friendly, neighbour-loved, and powered by passion — hoax is a place to eat well, drink better, and stay a little longer.Fancy a cocktail pre or after dinner? Find our secret bar "The Devil You Know"Follow us on Instagram for updates, events, and a few secrets — @hoax_london!Hoax/həʊks/ Noun: a humorous or malicious deception.Verb: trick or deceive (someone).The word hoax — along with “hokum,” “hanky-panky,” and “hokey pokey” — likely derives from the word hocus, which itself originates from the magical incantation “hocus pocus.”***Inspired by the roots, improved over years, Steeped in our laughter, stirred with our tears. A bundle of legacy, time-worn and true, Blended with love in a warm, golden hue.A few tablespoons of heart from the past, Stir slow and steady, not too fast. Then comes the spark — a whisper, a gust — A pinch of p
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | 02037932357 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML hoaxrestaurant.com/menus |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [hoaxrestaurant.com/bookings-%26-events-1](https://hoaxrestaurant.com/bookings-%26-events-1) | booking | the business's own site |

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","email":"hello@directindex.org","founder":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https://directindex.org/#antonio","name":"Antonio Curado","sameAs":["https://x.com/ab_curado"]},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```