# Hey Chopp: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://heychopp.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/heychopp.com
Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Hey Chopp's website on 2026-10-24 (ssl invalid). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Hey Chopp's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +598 92 372334
- Address: Juan Paullier 1436 Montevideo
- Hours, from OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps: Mon–Tue closed; Wed–Sun 19:00–02:00

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Hey Chopp that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- The Puta Madre Bar (810 m): https://directindex.org/r/tpmbar.com

## What to fix first
- **The address is dead.** The certificate is invalid, so browsers and agents refuse the secure version. Nothing answers at this address, so the business counts as having no working site and is left out of the ranking. Fix the domain or the hosting, then rescan. It's free.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
Not ranked yet in Montevideo cafes and bars.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 70% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 70% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 70% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 10% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 50% | no |

Nearest places in the index: La Morada de Saturno (C, 110 m, https://directindex.org/r/lamoradadesaturno.com.uy); Café Los Araucanos (F, 358 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafelosaraucanos.com); Icons Restopub & Music (B, 380 m, https://directindex.org/r/buenacarta.com); Orientales, la Patria y la Birra (C, 386 m, https://directindex.org/r/opb.com.uy); Escaramuza (C, 629 m, https://directindex.org/r/escaramuza.com.uy); Savia (F, 667 m, https://directindex.org/r/saviacafe.com); Porto Vanila (F, 805 m, https://directindex.org/r/portovanila.com); The Puta Madre Bar (A, 805 m, https://directindex.org/r/tpmbar.com); Café Gourmand (C, 838 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafegourmand.com.uy); Living (F, 872 m, https://directindex.org/r/tuliving.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Recommended when people ask: "The best craft beer place tonight. Do I need to reserve?" (Gemini)


## Named by Gemini for "The best craft beer place tonight. Do I need to reserve?" in Montevideo cafes and bars, November 2026
- "The best craft beer place tonight. Do I need to reserve?" (2026-11-03): Gemini by name, without a link. https://directindex.org/city/montevideo-cafes-bars/recommended/craft-beer
Named by 1 of 2 assistants asked. Badge: https://directindex.org/badge/named/heychopp.com.svg

## Businesses like Hey Chopp in Montevideo cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Montevideo cafes and bars | 73 | 45% | 10% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Montevideo cafes and bars: Café del Jardín · Cafetería Pocitos Montevideo (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cafedeljardin.net); The Puta Madre Bar (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/tpmbar.com); Risueño (B 80%, https://directindex.org/r/espaciorisueno.com); Mosca (B 77.4%, https://directindex.org/r/mosca.com.uy); Café Brasilero (B 75.8%, https://directindex.org/r/cafebrasilero.uy).

## The direct record
What agents get for Hey Chopp, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/heychopp.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: We-Su 19:00-02:00 (open now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +598 92 372334

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/heychopp.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/heychopp.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=heychopp.com&force=1