--- title: What an AI agent reads on Heppel & Ettlich - Kneipe Kabarett Kino · The Direct Index url: https://directindex.org/r/heppel-ettlich.de/agent-view?format=md --- [The Direct Index](https://directindex.org/) [Scanner](https://directindex.org/scan)[Cities](https://directindex.org/cities)[Numbers](https://directindex.org/stats)[Rankings](https://directindex.org/rankings)[Search](https://directindex.org/search)[Guides](https://directindex.org/guides)[About](https://directindex.org/about) [Report](https://directindex.org/r/heppel-ettlich.de) · scanned 2026-10-20 # What an AI agent reads on Heppel & Ettlich - Kneipe Kabarett Kino An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [heppel-ettlich.de](http://www.heppel-ettlich.de/), taken from the copy the scanner kept. 4,385 characters of text without JavaScript none structured data for the business 0 of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge Text ## The words an agent gets Title: Heppel & Ettlich - Theater in München / Schwabing · language en. First 1,800 of 4,385 characters: ``` Heppel & Ettlich - Theater in München / Schwabing PROGRAMM GALERIE GUTSCHEIN KONTAKT IMPRESSUM NEWSLETTER × PROGRAMM GALERIE GUTSCHEIN KONTAKT IMPRESSUM NEWSLETTER Programm Di, 20.10. HEPPEL OPEN STAGE Musik [ Tickets ] Mi, 21.10. LINNER & TRESCHER Improtheater [ Tickets ] Do, 22.10. AXEL FLÓVENT Konzert [ Tickets ] Fr, 23.10. DEPECHE MODE on piano – played by Thilo Konzert [ Tickets ] Sa, 24.10. DEPECHE MODE on piano – played by Thilo Konzert [ Tickets ] So, 25.10. DICKE LUFT LIVE Podcast/Stand-Up [ Tickets ] Mo, 26.10. LUCKY PUNCH COMEDY SHOW @Heppel & Ettlich [ Tickets ] Di, 27.10. SCHWERELOS Tragic Comedia [ Tickets ] Mi, 28.10. SCHWERELOS Tragic Comedia [ Tickets ] Do, 29.10. MUNICH IMPROV DUOS Improshow [ Tickets ] Fr, 30.10. ALJOSHA MUTTARDI – Gut wird’s hier nicht mehr, aber besser Lesung [ Tickets ] Sa, 31.10. BAKE THIS Halloween Special [ Tickets ] So, 01.11. LUCKY PUNCH COMEDY SHOW @Heppel & Ettlich [ Tickets ] Mo, 02.11. LUCKY PUNCH COMEDY SHOW @Heppel & Ettlich [ Tickets ] Di, 03.11. NOAH GUTHRIE Konzert [ Tickets ] Do, 05.11. DIE LETZTEN NÄCHTE DER BOHÈME Mixed Show [ Tickets ] Fr, 06.11. THE MUSICAL BURLESQUE SHOW Show [ Tickets ] Sa, 07.11. THE MUSICAL BURLESQUE SHOW Show [ Tickets ] So, 08.11. LUCKY PUNCH COMEDY SHOW @Heppel & Ettlich [ Tickets ] Mo, 09.11. LUCKY PUNCH COMEDY SHOW @Heppel & Ettlich [ Tickets ] Di, 10.11. HI FREAKS Podcast [ Tickets ] Mi, 11.11. LIEBE… IST KEIN ARGUMENT Theater [ Tickets ] Fr, 13.11. ODLUKA Performance [ Tickets ] Sa, 14.11. ODLUKA Performance [ Tickets ] So, 15.11. ODLUKA Performance [ Tickets ] Mo, 16.11. LUCKY PUNCH COMEDY SHOW @Heppel & Ettlich [ Tickets ] Di, 17.11. HEPPEL OPEN STAGE Musik [ Tickets ] Mi, 18.11. BÜHNENPOLKA Improtheater [ Tickets ] Fr, 20.11. LAURA BRÜMMER: Hochgestapelt Comedy [ Tickets ] Sa, ``` Facts ## What it can say about the business | A business type in JSON-LD | no | | Name | no | | Telephone | no | | Address | no | | Opening hours | no | | Menu or price list | nothing | | Cuisine in structured data | no | | JSON-LD blocks | 0 | Actions ## The links it would act on | Link | Role | Where it goes | | --- | --- | --- | | [heppel-ettlich.de/wp-content/themes/Heppel%20Theme/openstage.php](https://heppel-ettlich.de/wp-content/themes/Heppel%20Theme/openstage.php) | booking | the business's own site | | [www.yesticket.org/event/de/linner-trescher-die-impro-duo-show-21-10-26](https://www.yesticket.org/event/de/linner-trescher-die-impro-duo-show-21-10-26/) | booking | an unrecognised third party | | [www.eventim.de/event/depeche-mode-on-piano-played-by-thilo-heppel-ettl](https://www.eventim.de/event/depeche-mode-on-piano-played-by-thilo-heppel-ettlich-21303249/?affiliate=ET3) | booking | an unrecognised third party | | [standup-republic.de/events/dicke-luft-live-die-stand-up-and-podcast-to](https://standup-republic.de/events/dicke-luft-live-die-stand-up-and-podcast-tour_6207) | booking | an unrecognised third party | | [www.eventim-light.com/de/a/64bcd4cb18723c0dbb36fbf3/e/6a69f681acd14146](https://www.eventim-light.com/de/a/64bcd4cb18723c0dbb36fbf3/e/6a69f681acd1414618bcd059) | booking | an unrecognised third party | | [loveyourartist.com/de/profiles/heppel-and-ettlich-BMBZJE/events/die-le](https://loveyourartist.com/de/profiles/heppel-and-ettlich-BMBZJE/events/die-letzten-nachte-munchen-GN9DX3) | booking | an unrecognised third party | | [www.tickettailor.com/events/improvstarone/2434286](https://www.tickettailor.com/events/improvstarone/2434286) | booking | an unrecognised third party | | [www.jerryvsan.shop/raffle](https://www.jerryvsan.shop/raffle) | booking | an unrecognised third party | | [clubzwei.reservix.de/p/reservix/group/550628](https://clubzwei.reservix.de/p/reservix/group/550628) | booking | an unrecognised third party | | [www.universe.com/events/herz-uber-kopf-tourdates-2027-tickets-QGCFR1](https://www.universe.com/events/herz-uber-kopf-tourdates-2027-tickets-QGCFR1) | booking | an unrecognised third party | | [www.schoneberg.de/veranstaltung/anna-erhard-24-03-27-muenchen-heppel-e](https://www.schoneberg.de/veranstaltung/anna-erhard-24-03-27-muenchen-heppel-ettlich/) | booking | an unrecognised third party | Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. 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