# Heidi's Cafe London: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://heidiscafelondon.com/menu.pdf
Report: https://directindex.org/r/heidiscafelondon.com
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Heidi's Cafe London's website on 2026-10-21 (not html). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Heidi's Cafe London's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +447585982509
- Address: 17 Broom Rd, CR0 8NG, Croydon

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Heidi's Cafe London that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Qualia Lounge (830 m): https://directindex.org/r/qualialounge.com
- Corza Cafe Bar (1.1 km): https://directindex.org/r/corzacafebar.co.uk
- Green Bird Cafe (2.7 km): https://directindex.org/r/stjohnsbeckenham.org

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with not_html.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
5183 of 5693 in London cafes and bars. Top 91% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 93% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 93% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 49% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 22% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Qualia Lounge (A, 834 m, https://directindex.org/r/qualialounge.com); Wickham Café (D, 1049 m, https://directindex.org/r/wickhamcafe.co.uk); Corza Cafe Bar (A, 1062 m, https://directindex.org/r/corzacafebar.co.uk); Ollie Polly Play Cafe (C, 1201 m, https://directindex.org/r/olliepollyplaycafe.co.uk); The Sandrock Hotel (F, 1597 m, https://directindex.org/r/sandrockcroydon.com); The Grind Cafe (D, 1610 m, https://directindex.org/r/centrepointresidences.co.uk); Golden Valley Chinese Takeaway (order Online) (F, 2234 m, https://directindex.org/r/goldenvalleychinesetakeaway.co.uk); The Cricketers (F, 2620 m, https://directindex.org/r/wn.com); Green Bird Cafe (B, 2656 m, https://directindex.org/r/stjohnsbeckenham.org); Coombe Wood Cafe (D, 2819 m, https://directindex.org/r/croydon.gov.uk).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about London cafes and bars and named 83 places. Heidi's Cafe London wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london-cafes-bars/recommended


## Businesses like Heidi's Cafe London in London cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars | 5693 | 50% | 30% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars: And Then (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/andthentooting.com); Artistcafelondon (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/artistcafelondon.co.uk); Bar 8 (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/bar8.co.uk); Bar Américain (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/brasseriezedel.com); Bar Soho (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/barsoho.co.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for Heidi's Cafe London, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/heidiscafelondon.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +447585982509

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/heidiscafelondon.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/heidiscafelondon.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=heidiscafelondon.com&force=1