# Happy Me Kitchen: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://happymekitchen.se/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/happymekitchen.se
Scanned: 2026-10-16 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Happy Me Kitchen's website on 2026-10-16 (http 403). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Happy Me Kitchen's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +4631131370
- Address: Vasagatan 24 41124 Göteborg
- Hours, from OpenStreetMap: Mon–Fri 11:00–18:00; Sat 11:00–16:00; Sun closed
- Outdoor seating (OpenStreetMap)

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Happy Me Kitchen that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Fred’s Food & Coffee (20 m): https://directindex.org/r/fredsfoodandcoffee.se
- Koka (70 m): https://directindex.org/r/restaurangkoka.se
- Björns Bar (70 m): https://directindex.org/r/bjornsbar.se
- Vasa Bar (70 m): https://directindex.org/r/vasabar.nu
- Bistro Brevé (80 m): https://directindex.org/r/bistrobreve.se

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The server refuses the request outright. That usually means a firewall rule aimed at bots. A real browser tried too and got empty_page.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
818 of 847 in Gothenburg. Top 97% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 96% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 54% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 92% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 42% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 38% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Fred’s Food & Coffee (C, 17 m, https://directindex.org/r/fredsfoodandcoffee.se); Koka (B, 69 m, https://directindex.org/r/restaurangkoka.se); Björns Bar (B, 71 m, https://directindex.org/r/bjornsbar.se); Vasa Bar (B, 72 m, https://directindex.org/r/vasabar.nu); Lángos (D, 84 m, https://directindex.org/r/langosgbg.se); Bistro Brevé (C, 84 m, https://directindex.org/r/bistrobreve.se); Japan House (D, 99 m, https://directindex.org/r/japanhouse.se); Rawfoodbaren (F, 106 m, https://directindex.org/r/rawfoodbaren.se); CongTai (D, 108 m, https://directindex.org/r/congtai.se); Taste Market (F, 114 m, https://directindex.org/r/tastemarket.se).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Gothenburg and named 62 places. Happy Me Kitchen wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/gothenburg/recommended


## Businesses like Happy Me Kitchen in Gothenburg

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Gothenburg | 847 | 54% | 23% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Gothenburg: Bar El Guiri (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/barelguiri.se); Mestiza (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/mestizagbg.se); Pad Thai (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/padthai.nu); TomToms (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/tomtoms.se); Buon Cibo (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/buoncibo.se).

## The direct record
What agents get for Happy Me Kitchen, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/happymekitchen.se
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-Fr 11:00-18:00; Sa 11:00-16:00; Su off (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +4631131370

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/happymekitchen.se/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/happymekitchen.se/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=happymekitchen.se&force=1