# Happy Earth: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://happyearthkitchen.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/happyearthkitchen.com
Scanned: 2026-10-22 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Happy Earth's website on 2026-10-22 (http 500). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Happy Earth's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: 010 841 5666
- Address: Zwaanshals 299, 3035 KH, Rotterdam

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Happy Earth that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Allegaartje (50 m): https://directindex.org/r/allegaartje-catering.nl
- Zino's (80 m): https://directindex.org/r/zinourbanbistro.nl
- Tosca (310 m): https://directindex.org/r/restauranttosca.nl
- Mevrouw Meijer (400 m): https://directindex.org/r/mevrouwmeijer.nl

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_500.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
874 of 919 in Rotterdam. Top 95% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 97% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 95% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 58% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 24% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Allegaartje (C, 52 m, https://directindex.org/r/allegaartje-catering.nl); Zino's (B, 77 m, https://directindex.org/r/zinourbanbistro.nl); Salerno (D, 145 m, https://directindex.org/r/ultimatumapp.com); Goudhaantje (D, 257 m, https://directindex.org/r/het-goudhaantje-rotterdam.nl); Alhambra (C, 292 m, https://directindex.org/r/alhambra-restaurant.nl); Hoi Fa (C, 296 m, https://directindex.org/r/vanaagten.nl); Anadolu Sofra (D, 297 m, https://directindex.org/r/anadolu-sofra-restaurant-rotterdam.nl); Tosca (C, 309 m, https://directindex.org/r/restauranttosca.nl); Al Maydan Alshaami (D, 382 m, https://directindex.org/r/al-maydan-alshaami-rotterdam.nl); Mevrouw Meijer (A, 397 m, https://directindex.org/r/mevrouwmeijer.nl).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about Rotterdam and named 99 places. Happy Earth wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/rotterdam/recommended


## Businesses like Happy Earth in Rotterdam

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Rotterdam | 919 | 56% | 31% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Rotterdam: 1983 Rotterdam (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/1983rotterdam.nl); Asian Glories (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/asianglories.nl); Bar Picar (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/barpicar.nl); Cafe Roosje (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/caferoosje.nl); Hanzade Çiğköfte (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/hanzadecigkofte.nl).

## The direct record
What agents get for Happy Earth, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/happyearthkitchen.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: 010 841 5666

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/happyearthkitchen.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/happyearthkitchen.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=happyearthkitchen.com&force=1