# Gwarn Jerk Newcastle: Agent-Direct Score C (68.5%)

Site: https://gwarnjerk.com/?utm_source=GMBwebsite&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Google%20My%20Business
Report: https://directindex.org/r/gwarnjerk.com
Scanned: 2026-11-14 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Gwarn Jerk Newcastle is partly visible to agents.
Some AI assistants are turned away by Gwarn Jerk Newcastle's website. It can read what Gwarn Jerk Newcastle offers. It finds a way to book or order directly on the site.

## Direct links
- Order directly: https://gwarnjerk.com/delivery (on the business's own site)
- Menu: https://gwarnjerk.com/?scroll-to-menu=true
- Phone: 01916822488
- Address: 133 Benwell Ln Newcastle Upon Tyne
- Hours, from gwarnjerk.com: Mon–Tue closed; Wed–Thu 15:30–20:00; Fri–Sat 15:30–21:00; Sun 15:30–19:00
- Prices: 34 prices on the site, the middle one £5.50

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Gwarn Jerk Newcastle that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Pizza Box (20 m): https://directindex.org/r/pizzaboxne15.com
- Star Pizza (490 m): https://directindex.org/r/starpizzanewcastle.co.uk
- Spice Up Mandi House and Banquet hall (490 m): https://directindex.org/r/hydspiceup.co.uk
- Smokd & Smashd Newcastle (730 m): https://directindex.org/r/spicehutnewcastle.co.uk

## What to fix first
- **The server turns AI crawlers away at the door.** (+10 points) Requests as GPTBot (http_403), ClaudeBot (http_403), PerplexityBot (http_403) were refused, but a normal browser got the page. That's usually a bot list at the host or in a firewall that the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **robots.txt blocks GPTBot, ClaudeBot, Google-Extended, ChatGPT-User, Claude-User, Perplexity-User.** (+7.5 points) These are the crawlers behind ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity and Google's AI features. Remove the Disallow lines for them, or add explicit Allow rules. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/robots-txt-for-ai-agents
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored)
- **34 prices on the landing page, the middle one £5.50.** In Newcastle upon Tyne, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is £13.50.

## Fix kit: What to paste

robots.txt. Add these lines to /robots.txt and delete any Disallow rule that names these crawlers.

```
# Let AI assistants read the site: they send people to you; a marketplace keeps them.
# Remove any Disallow lines for these names elsewhere in this file.
User-agent: GPTBot
Allow: /

User-agent: ClaudeBot
Allow: /

User-agent: PerplexityBot
Allow: /

User-agent: Google-Extended
Allow: /

User-agent: OAI-SearchBot
Allow: /

User-agent: ChatGPT-User
Allow: /

User-agent: Claude-User
Allow: /

User-agent: Perplexity-User
Allow: /
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Gwarn Jerk Newcastle

> restaurant in 133 Benwell Ln Newcastle Upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne. Phone 01916822488.

## Book or order directly

- Order: https://gwarnjerk.com/delivery (on the business's own site)
- Menu: https://gwarnjerk.com/?scroll-to-menu=true

## Opening hours

We,Th 15:30-20:00; Fr,Sa 15:30-21:00; Su 15:30-19:00

## About

- Website: https://gwarnjerk.com/?utm_source=GMBwebsite&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Google%20My%20Business
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **Structured data found (Restaurant).** address, phone, opening hours
- **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read the items and prices.
- **Ordering on your own site.** Agents can order without going through a marketplace.

## Where it stands
188 of 457 in Newcastle upon Tyne. Top 41% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 79% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 96% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 62% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 21% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Pizza Box (D, 16 m, https://directindex.org/r/pizzaboxne15.com); Soho Korean & Japanese Street Food (D, 61 m, https://directindex.org/r/sohoncl.co.uk); Culture Restaurant and Bar (F, 428 m, https://directindex.org/r/culturebar.co.uk); Star Pizza (D, 493 m, https://directindex.org/r/starpizzanewcastle.co.uk); Spice Up Mandi House and Banquet hall (B, 493 m, https://directindex.org/r/hydspiceup.co.uk); The Food Father Chopwell (F, 659 m, https://directindex.org/r/thefoodfatherchopwell.co.uk); Smokd & Smashd Newcastle (C, 729 m, https://directindex.org/r/spicehutnewcastle.co.uk); Medina grill west road (F, 777 m, https://directindex.org/r/madinagrill.com); Pepe's Piri Piri (B, 785 m, https://directindex.org/r/pepes.co.uk); Dixy Chicken (B, 811 m, https://directindex.org/r/dixychicken.co).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about Newcastle upon Tyne and named 84 places. Gwarn Jerk Newcastle wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/newcastle/recommended


See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/gwarnjerk.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Gwarn Jerk Newcastle in Newcastle upon Tyne

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Newcastle upon Tyne | 457 | 58% | 40% | 68.5% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Newcastle upon Tyne: Ahads Indian Restaurant (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/ahadtandoori.co.uk); Dood (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/thedood.co.uk); Gingerino's Kitchen (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/gingerinoskitchen.co.uk); Khai Khai (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/khaikhai.co.uk); Puccini (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/puccininewcastle.co.uk).

With the two fixes above (The server turns AI crawlers away at the door; robots.txt blocks GPTBot, ClaudeBot, Google-Extended, ChatGPT-User, Claude-User, Perplexity-User), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 7th of 457 in Newcastle upon Tyne, up from 188th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Gwarn Jerk Newcastle, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/gwarnjerk.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: https://gwarnjerk.com/delivery (own site; found by the scan of 2026-11-14, not yet tested)
- Menu: https://gwarnjerk.com/?scroll-to-menu=true (html_page; from the scan)
- Hours: We,Th 15:30-20:00; Fr,Sa 15:30-21:00; Su 15:30-19:00 (closed now) (from gwarnjerk.com)
- Phone: 01916822488
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/gwarnjerk.com/order, https://directindex.org/go/gwarnjerk.com/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 7.5 | 25 |
| Readable | 22 | 25 |
| Actionable | 15 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 2 of 5, Bot-Aware. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/gwarnjerk.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: yes
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/gwarnjerk.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/gwarnjerk.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=gwarnjerk.com&force=1