# Antique Vibrator Museum: Agent-Direct Score C (67.5%)

Site: https://www.goodvibes.com/content/c/antique-vibrators
Report: https://directindex.org/r/goodvibes.com
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Antique Vibrator Museum is partly visible to agents.

## Direct links
- Order directly: https://www.goodvibes.com/order-lookup/ (on the business's own site)
- Menu: https://www.goodvibes.com/good-vibes-buzz/toys-and-more/beginners-guide-how-to-choose-the-perfect-sex-toy?sref=gv_mega_menu_vibrators

## What to fix first
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (TouristAttraction, Museum, TravelAgency or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "Museum",
  "name": "Antique Vibrator Museum",
  "url": "https://www.goodvibes.com/content/c/antique-vibrators",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 37.7918896,
    "longitude": -122.4207653
  },
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "OrderAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://www.goodvibes.com/order-lookup/",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Antique Vibrator Museum

> museum in San Francisco tours, attractions and museums.

## Book or order directly

- Order: https://www.goodvibes.com/order-lookup/ (on the business's own site)
- Menu: https://www.goodvibes.com/good-vibes-buzz/toys-and-more/beginners-guide-how-to-choose-the-perfect-sex-toy?sref=gv_mega_menu_vibrators

## About

- Website: https://www.goodvibes.com/content/c/antique-vibrators
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
- **Tickets and prices is an HTML page.** Agents can read items and prices directly.
- **Ordering on your own site.** Agents can order without a marketplace in the loop.

## Where it stands
4 of 80 in San Francisco tours, attractions and museums. Top 5% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 90% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 10% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 90% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 10% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 20% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Haas-Lilienthal House (C, 400 m, https://directindex.org/r/haas-lilienthalhouse.org); Cable Car Powerhouse and Barn (F, 846 m, https://directindex.org/r/cablecarmuseum.org); Tenderloin Museum (B, 1062 m, https://directindex.org/r/tenderloinmuseum.org); Chinese Historical Society of America (C, 1072 m, https://directindex.org/r/chsa.org); Golden Gate Fortune Cookie Factory (B, 1253 m, https://directindex.org/r/goldengatefortunecookies.com); Asian Art Museum of San Francisco (C, 1361 m, https://directindex.org/r/asianart.org); Cable Car Turntable (Powell & Market) (C, 1398 m, https://directindex.org/r/sfmta.com); City Lights Booksellers (D, 1401 m, https://directindex.org/r/citylights.com); The Beat Museum (D, 1454 m, https://directindex.org/r/kerouac.com); International Art Museum of America (D, 1457 m, https://directindex.org/r/iamasf.org).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/goodvibes.com/agent-view

Read by AI agents 6 times this month (ClaudeBot 6).

## Businesses like Antique Vibrator Museum in San Francisco tours, attractions and museums

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in San Francisco tours, attractions and museums | 80 | 36% | 4% | 67.5% |

The best of Same kind in San Francisco tours, attractions and museums: Golden Gate Fortune Cookie Factory (B 76.3%, https://directindex.org/r/goldengatefortunecookies.com); Tenderloin Museum (B 75%, https://directindex.org/r/tenderloinmuseum.org); Japanese Tea Garden (B 73.8%, https://directindex.org/r/gggp.org); GLBT History Museum (C 67.5%, https://directindex.org/r/glbthistory.org); Treasure Island Museum (C 66.3%, https://directindex.org/r/treasureislandmuseum.org).

With the fix above (No structured data for the business) the score would be about 86.3%: first of 80 in San Francisco tours, attractions and museums.

## The direct record
What agents get for Antique Vibrator Museum, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/goodvibes.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: https://www.goodvibes.com/order-lookup/ (own site; could not verify: partial (2026-10-14))
- Menu: https://www.goodvibes.com/good-vibes-buzz/toys-and-more/beginners-guide-how-to-choose-the-perfect-sex-toy?sref=gv_mega_menu_vibrators (html_page; from the scan)
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/goodvibes.com/order, https://directindex.org/go/goodvibes.com/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): not measured
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): not measured
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): not measured

Not measured at this scan; the next scan measures it.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 7 | 25 |
| Actionable | 22 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/goodvibes.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/goodvibes.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=goodvibes.com&force=1
