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title: What an AI agent reads on Glorious Bastards · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/glorious-bastards.at/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on Glorious Bastards

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [glorious-bastards.at](https://glorious-bastards.at/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,790

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

1

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot)

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Glorious Bastards Pizza, Burger, Steak & Bier · language de-DE. First 1,800 of 3,790 characters:

```
Glorious Bastards Pizza, Burger, Steak & BierReservierungGlorious BastardsDon’t try to be 2 glorious, be a Bastard!The BakerKross gebackene PizzenThe ButcherSaftige Burger und Steaks vom GrillThe BrewerFeinstes Craftbeer aus einem direkt befeuerten BraukesselThe StoryAmsterdam 2015: Ein holziges Raucharoma liegt in der Luft, als wir den letzten milden Spätsommerabend bei ein paar kühlen Bierchen und saftigen Steaks genießen. Ein scheinbar ganz normaler BBQ-Abend mit Freunden – doch am Ende ist es der legendäre Abend, an dem „Glorious Bastards“ entstand. Vielleicht war es das Bier, vielleicht war es aber auch nur der Rauch des Grills, der uns zusammen mit der Genialität von Kasper Stuart, der BBQ-Ikone aus Antwerpen, inspirierte. Dieser besagte Abend brachte auf alle Fälle unseren dritten Bastard hervor. Unsere Suche nach einem echten und einfachen Konzept war beendet und unsere Bastards endlich vollständig. Den zweiten Bastard hatten wir bereits ein Jahr zuvor in Italien gefunden. Pizza-Guru Guido Medeot hatte uns mit seiner Leidenschaft und seinem selbstgebauten Holzofen Apecar von seinem handwerklichen Können überzeugt und bei uns das Feuer für authentische italienische Pizzen entfacht. Den ersten Bastard mussten wir nicht suchen, denn er ist uns quasi in die Wiege gelegt worden. Mit viel Liebe und Geduld braut Braumeister Hans Eder die hochdekorierten RASCHHOFER Biere in der familieneigenen Brauerei. Der feuerbeheizte Sudkessel aus Kupfer, wurde zum Grundstein für alles, was folgte.The result: Our 3 BastardsThe BakerKross gebackene PizzenThe ButcherSaftige Burger und Steaks vom GrillThe BrewerFeinstes Craftbeer aus einem direkt befeuerten BraukesselWhat connects the 3 BastardsLove Passion & FireTaste the FireDer Bastards Grundsatz: beste Qualität, regionale Zutaten u
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | Organization |
| Name | Glorious Bastards |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (ImageObject, Organization, WebPage, WebSite) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [glorious-bastards.at/locations](https://glorious-bastards.at/locations) | booking | the business's own site |

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","email":"hello@directindex.org","founder":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https://directindex.org/#antonio","name":"Antonio Curado","sameAs":["https://x.com/ab_curado"]},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```