# Porkys Cafe: Agent-Direct Score D (46.2%)

Site: http://www.garazi.co.uk
Report: https://directindex.org/r/garazi.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Porkys Cafe is hard for agents to use.
An AI assistant can open Porkys Cafe's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It can't find a link to book or order online.

## Direct links
- Phone: +441212484899
- Address: 250 Barr Street, B19 3AG, Birmingham

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Porkys Cafe that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Grain And Glass (430 m): https://directindex.org/r/grainandglass.co
- The Rolling Mill (780 m): https://directindex.org/r/therollingmill.co.uk
- 24 Carat Bistro (790 m): https://directindex.org/r/thegoatking.com

## What to fix first
- **No booking or ordering link on the website.** (+15 points) There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **Structured data is incomplete.** (+7 points) Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **No working HTTPS.** (+3 points) The page is only served over plain http. Browsers and agents rank it lower or refuse it.
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "Organization",
  "name": "Porkys Cafe",
  "url": "http://www.garazi.co.uk",
  "telephone": "+441212484899",
  "address": "250 Barr Street, B19 3AG, Birmingham",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 52.494212,
    "longitude": -1.912601
  }
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Porkys Cafe

> organization in 250 Barr Street, B19 3AG, Birmingham, Birmingham cafes and bars. Phone +441212484899.

## About

- Website: http://www.garazi.co.uk
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- **Structured data found (Organization).** no address, phone or hours in it

## Where it stands
274 of 488 in Birmingham cafes and bars. Top 56% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 98% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 88% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 46% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 20% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Grain And Glass (C, 432 m, https://directindex.org/r/grainandglass.co); The Lord Clifden (D, 494 m, https://directindex.org/r/thelordclifden.com); The Jewellers Arms (D, 525 m, https://directindex.org/r/blackcountryales.co.uk); Urban Coffee Company (F, 743 m, https://directindex.org/r/gkrtmc.com); Urban Emporiums - Birmingham (C, 763 m, https://directindex.org/r/urbanemporiums.com); The Observatory (C, 765 m, https://directindex.org/r/camra.org.uk); The Rolling Mill (B, 784 m, https://directindex.org/r/therollingmill.co.uk); 24 Carat Bistro (F, 785 m, https://directindex.org/r/thegoatking.com); House Of Kholoud Store & CafÉ (C, 795 m, https://directindex.org/r/houseofkholoud.com); Costa Coffee (F, 847 m, https://directindex.org/r/choicecoffee.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Birmingham cafes and bars and named 51 places. Porkys Cafe wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/birmingham-cafes-bars/recommended


See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/garazi.co.uk/agent-view

Read by AI agents 2 times this month (ClaudeBot 2).

## Businesses like Porkys Cafe in Birmingham cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Birmingham cafes and bars | 488 | 48% | 24% | 46.2% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Birmingham cafes and bars: Peppers (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/pepperscity-handsworth.co.uk); Rosies (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/rosiesclubs.co.uk); The Goose at the O.V.T. (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/greatlocalpubs.co.uk); Vagabond Wines (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/vagabondwines.co.uk); La Sante (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/lasante23.com).

With the three fixes above (No booking or ordering link on the website; Structured data is incomplete; No menu or price list found), the score would be about 90.8%. That would be 11th of 488 in Birmingham cafes and bars, up from 274th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Porkys Cafe, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/garazi.co.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +441212484899

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 22 | 25 |
| Readable | 8 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 0 of 5, Not Ready. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/garazi.co.uk
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md)
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/garazi.co.uk/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/garazi.co.uk/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=garazi.co.uk&force=1
