---
title: What an AI agent reads on Funny Tears · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/funny-tears.com/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on Funny Tears

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [funny-tears.com](https://funny-tears.com/), from the copy the scanner kept.

552

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

2

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot)

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: 難波・日本橋のメイドさんのいるバー ふぁにーてぃあーず · language ja. First 552 of 552 characters:

```
難波・日本橋のメイドさんのいるバー ふぁにーてぃあーず menu Topトップページ Maidメイド紹介 Menu取り扱いメニュー Eventイベント情報 Accessアクセスマップ Recruit求人情報 なんばにある老舗のメイドカフェe-maidの姉妹店ふぁにーてぃあーず 楽しい自分に戻れる場所。 そんな場所を提供するメイドさんのいるイーメイド別館のバーティアーとは悲しみの涙ではなく、 さんずいに「戻る」という字を書きます。 本当の自分に戻る"機会"そんなきっかけを与えてくれるのは涙。 e-maidからその機会を作る場所になって欲しく新しいチャレンジとしてOPENしました。 ＜システム＞ チャージ料:500円（女性無料） 1時間毎に1オーダーお願い致します。 News | お知らせ Tweets by FunnyTears2 Schedule | シフト公開表 Schedule | 営業時間 難波・日本橋のメイドさんのいるバーふぁにーてぃあーず 〒556-0005 大阪府大阪市浪速区日本橋4-14-7 map アクセスマップ mail_outline お問い合わせ description プライバシーポリシー © ふぁにーてぃあーず ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML funny-tears.com/menu.html |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","founder":{"@type":"Person","name":"Antonio Curado"},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```