# Funky Monkey Wine Company: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.funkymonkeywine.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/funkymonkeywine.com
Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Funky Monkey Wine Company's website on 2026-10-24 (origin timeout). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Funky Monkey Wine Company's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: (407) 427-1447
- Address: 912 N Mills Ave, 32803, Orlando

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Funky Monkey Wine Company that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Matcha Cafe Maiko (440 m): https://directindex.org/r/cafemaikoorl.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The server didn't answer requests from Cloudflare's network. A hosting firewall may be blocking them. A real browser tried too and got net::ERR_BLOCKED_BY_CLIENT at http://www.funkymonkeywine.com/.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
226 of 248 in Orlando cafes and bars. Top 91% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 96% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 31% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 38% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Bites & Bubbles (B, 108 m, https://directindex.org/r/bitesbubbles.com); Lorelei (F, 231 m, https://directindex.org/r/square.site); Wally's (F, 282 m, https://directindex.org/r/wallysonmills.com); Qreate Coffee (F, 327 m, https://directindex.org/r/qreatecoffee.com); Lil' Indies (C, 371 m, https://directindex.org/r/willspub.org); Chewy Boba Company (C, 435 m, https://directindex.org/r/chewyboba.com); Matcha Cafe Maiko (C, 444 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafemaikoorl.com); Haan Coffee (F, 446 m, https://directindex.org/r/haancoffee.com); Moge Tee (F, 447 m, https://directindex.org/r/mogeteeusa.com); Koko Kakigori Cafe (F, 498 m, https://directindex.org/r/kokokakigori.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Orlando cafes and bars and named 52 places. Funky Monkey Wine Company wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/orlando-cafes-bars/recommended


## Businesses like Funky Monkey Wine Company in Orlando cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Orlando cafes and bars | 248 | 48% | 29% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Orlando cafes and bars: Peach Valley Cafe (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/peachvalleycafe.com); Underground Public House (A 96.9%, https://directindex.org/r/undergroundpublichouse.com); BookBurn Cafe & Social (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/bookburnofficial.com); Planet Smoothie (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/planetsmoothie.com); Euphoria Downtown (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/euphoriahospitality.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Funky Monkey Wine Company, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/funkymonkeywine.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: (407) 427-1447

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/funkymonkeywine.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/funkymonkeywine.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=funkymonkeywine.com&force=1