# Funky Chips: Agent-Direct Score B (71.8%)

Site: https://funky-chips.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/funky-chips.com
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Funky Chips is mostly ready for agents.
Some AI assistants are turned away by Funky Chips's website. It can read what Funky Chips offers. It can't find a link to book or order online.

## Direct links
- Menu: https://funky-chips.com/#menu
- Phone: +442079460912
- Address: Chalk Farm Road NW1 8AH London
- Prices: 39 prices on the site, the middle one £2.00

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Funky Chips that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Q Grill (30 m): https://directindex.org/r/q-grill.co.uk
- The Korean Cowgirl (40 m): https://directindex.org/r/thekoreancowgirl.com
- Baladin Camden (40 m): https://directindex.org/r/baladin.it

## What to fix first
- **No booking or ordering link on the website.** (+15 points) There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **The server turns AI crawlers away at the door.** (+3.3 points) Requests as GPTBot (http_429) were refused, but a normal browser got the page. That's usually a bot list at the host or in a firewall that the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing

## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored)
- **39 prices on the landing page, the middle one £2.00.** In London, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is £11.90.

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- **Structured data found (FastFoodRestaurant).** address, phone, opening hours
- **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read the items and prices.

## Where it stands
3229 of 9352 in London. Top 35% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 87% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 94% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 62% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 36% | yes |

Nearest places in the index: Magic Falafel (D, 5 m, https://directindex.org/r/magicfalafel.co.uk); We love Pizza (F, 15 m, https://directindex.org/r/welovepizza.it); Pinos Warung (F, 28 m, https://directindex.org/r/pinoswarung.com); Q Grill (C, 30 m, https://directindex.org/r/q-grill.co.uk); The Korean Cowgirl (B, 35 m, https://directindex.org/r/thekoreancowgirl.com); Atrium Kitchen (F, 38 m, https://directindex.org/r/atriumcamden.com); Baladin Camden (C, 40 m, https://directindex.org/r/baladin.it); Lan Kwai Fong (F, 49 m, https://directindex.org/r/luchatitlan.com); M'eat the Vegans (C, 50 m, https://directindex.org/r/meatthevegans.co.uk); Pescobar Seafood London (D, 51 m, https://directindex.org/r/pescobaroctopus.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 13 everyday questions about London and named 66 places. Funky Chips wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london/recommended


Compared with its peers: Sites built with WordPress 57% (28% A or B, 145483 sites); This site 71.8%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/funky-chips.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Funky Chips in London

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London | 9352 | 54% | 35% | 71.8% |
| Sites built with WordPress in London | 2635 | 66% | 47% | 71.8% |

The best of the sites built with WordPress in London: AVA - Steakhouse & Grill (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/avagrill.co.uk); Aki (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/akilondon.com); Ara Restaurant (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/ararestaurant.co.uk); Baba Restaurant Chelsea (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/babachelsea.co.uk); Bonheur by Matt Abe (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/bonheurbymattabe.com).

With the two fixes above (No booking or ordering link on the website; The server turns AI crawlers away at the door), the score would be about 100%, which would be first of 9,352 in London.

## The direct record
What agents get for Funky Chips, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/funky-chips.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://funky-chips.com/#menu (html_page; from the scan)
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +442079460912
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/funky-chips.com/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): yes
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): yes
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 21.7 | 25 |
| Readable | 25 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 5 of 5, Agent-Native. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/funky-chips.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: yes
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: yes
- llms.txt: yes
- API catalog (RFC 9727): yes
- MCP server card: yes
- A2A agent card: yes
- Agent Skills index: yes
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: yes
- OAuth protected resource metadata: yes
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: yes
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: yes
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/funky-chips.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/funky-chips.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=funky-chips.com&force=1