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title: What an AI agent reads on Function Coffee Labs · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/functioncoffeelabs.com/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on Function Coffee Labs

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [functioncoffeelabs.com](https://www.functioncoffeelabs.com/#sciencemadecoffee), from the copy the scanner kept.

7,104

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Function Coffee Labs · language en-US. First 1,800 of 7,104 characters:

```
Function Coffee Labs Wedding & Event Catering Menu Press Shop Swag eGift Cards Blog Wedding & Event Catering Menu Press Shop Swag eGift Cards Blog Where Coffee Meets Science Our Coffees ESPRESSo. THAT ISN’t LIKE NORMAL ESPRESSO. Our story Find us Where Coffee Meets Science #sciencemadecoffee SCROLL DOWN Where Coffee Meets Science #sciencemadecoffee Philadelphia's coffee DestinationWe're not just your average local coffee shop located in the Bella Vista neighborhood of Philadelphia. Our goal is to be one of the best coffee shops in the world, a preferred source for quality coffee and innovation, and to make specialty coffee knowledge accessible to all. With our unique menu and professional baristas, we're giving you a reason to care about exceptional coffees. Our Coffees Each cup of coffee has been optimized using a recipe designed to showcase the interesting flavors inherent in different coffee beans. Our Coffees Each cup of coffee has been optimized using a recipe designed to showcase the interesting flavors inherent in different coffee beans. House CoffeeOur house coffee is a rotating single origin (usually Central/South American) bean roasted by our sister company, Vibrant Coffee Roasters, located just outside Philadelphia. This coffee is approachable and sweet and changes a few times per year depending on which coffee crops are in season. It's great on its own or will combine well with steamed milk, producing sweet flavorful lattes and cappuccinos. “Lab Line” CoffeesIn addition to our house coffee, we offer three higher quality, more complex, and dynamic single origin coffees prepared via Hario V60 pourover. One of them is also available as espresso. These coffees are sweet, bright and unlike any coffee that you’re likely to have come across, with tasting notes that
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | LocalBusiness |
| Name | Function Coffee Labs |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | yes |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.functioncoffeelabs.com/menu |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [squareup.com/gift/7T3770RXCDV1H/order](https://squareup.com/gift/7T3770RXCDV1H/order) | ordering | square, acting for the business |

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```