# Funambulista Bar: Agent-Direct Score F (39.5%)

Site: http://www.funambulistabar.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/funambulistabar.com
Scanned: 2026-10-20 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Funambulista Bar is largely invisible to agents.
Some AI assistants are turned away by Funambulista Bar's website. What Funambulista Bar offers is in a PDF or an image, and assistants read those badly. It can't find a link to book or order online.

## Direct links
- Menu: https://www.funambulistabar.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/menudegustacion-1.pdf
- Phone: +34630238623
- Address: C. de las Huertas, 68, 28014, Madrid

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Funambulista Bar that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Taberna de la Daniela (120 m): https://directindex.org/r/tabernadeladaniela.com

## What to fix first
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No booking or ordering link on the website.** (+15 points) There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **The server turns AI crawlers away at the door.** (+3.3 points) Requests as GPTBot (http_503) were refused, but a normal browser got the page. That's usually a bot list at the host or in a firewall that the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **Menu or price list is a PDF.** (+3 points) Most agents skip PDFs or read them badly. Publish it as an HTML page and keep the PDF as a download. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored)
- **No English version declared.** Visitors from abroad, and assistants answering in English, read the page as it is. In Madrid, 21% of comparable sites declare one.

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Funambulista Bar",
  "url": "http://www.funambulistabar.com/",
  "telephone": "+34630238623",
  "address": "C. de las Huertas, 68, 28014, Madrid",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 40.41302272,
    "longitude": -3.6957974
  }
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Funambulista Bar

> local business in C. de las Huertas, 68, 28014, Madrid, Madrid cafes and bars. Phone +34630238623.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://www.funambulistabar.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/menudegustacion-1.pdf

## About

- Website: http://www.funambulistabar.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents.

## Where it stands
577 of 918 in Madrid cafes and bars. Top 63% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 96% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 77% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 89% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 25% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 32% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Edén de Huertas (C, 12 m, https://directindex.org/r/eledendehuertas.com); Cheers Karaoke (F, 102 m, https://directindex.org/r/cherskaraoke.com); El Sorbo Cocktails (C, 110 m, https://directindex.org/r/elsorbococktails.com); Taberna de la Daniela (B, 122 m, https://directindex.org/r/tabernadeladaniela.com); Plenti (F, 122 m, https://directindex.org/r/plentimadrid.com); La Platería (D, 130 m, https://directindex.org/r/laplateria.es); Acid Café (F, 146 m, https://directindex.org/r/acidcafe.es); Umami Specialty Coffee (F, 174 m, https://directindex.org/r/umamispecialtycoffee.com); Motteau bakery (F, 175 m, https://directindex.org/r/motteau.com); Nubra Coffee Shop (D, 200 m, https://directindex.org/r/nubra.coffee).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


Compared with its peers: Sites built with WordPress 57% (28% A or B, 145483 sites); This site 39.5%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/funambulistabar.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Funambulista Bar in Madrid cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Madrid cafes and bars | 918 | 49% | 22% | 39.5% |
| Sites built with WordPress in Madrid cafes and bars | 401 | 58% | 28% | 39.5% |

The best of the sites built with WordPress in Madrid cafes and bars: Margarita Joyful Bar (A 94.9%, https://directindex.org/r/margaritamadrid.com); Viva Chapata (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/vivachapata.es); Tambayan Cafe Bar (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/tambayancafe.com); Vinopremier (A 91.3%, https://directindex.org/r/vinopremier.com); Bar Soccer (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/soccerbar.es).

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website; The server turns AI crawlers away at the door), the score would be about 90.8%. That would be 15th of 918 in Madrid cafes and bars, up from 577th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Funambulista Bar, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/funambulistabar.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://www.funambulistabar.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/menudegustacion-1.pdf (pdf; from the scan)
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +34630238623
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/funambulistabar.com/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 21.7 | 25 |
| Readable | 4 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/funambulistabar.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/funambulistabar.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/funambulistabar.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=funambulistabar.com&force=1
