# Flotsam & Jetsam: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.flotsamandjetsamcafe.co.uk
Report: https://directindex.org/r/flotsamandjetsamcafe.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Flotsam & Jetsam's website on 2026-10-21 (http 401). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Flotsam & Jetsam's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: 020 7432 1867
- Address: W9 2PH, London

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Flotsam & Jetsam that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- The Waterway (200 m): https://directindex.org/r/thewaterway.co.uk
- Prince Alfred (210 m): https://directindex.org/r/theprincealfred.com
- Skylark Roof Garden (390 m): https://directindex.org/r/skylarkroofgarden.co.uk
- HUCKSTER (390 m): https://directindex.org/r/hucksterlondon.co.uk
- Pearl Liang (480 m): https://directindex.org/r/pearlliang.co.uk

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_401.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
Not ranked yet in London cafes and bars.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 93% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 93% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 49% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 22% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The Café at Clifton Nurseries (D, 75 m, https://directindex.org/r/clifton.co.uk); The Bridge House (C, 176 m, https://directindex.org/r/thebridgehouselittlevenice.co.uk); The Waterway (C, 202 m, https://directindex.org/r/thewaterway.co.uk); The Waterside Cafe (F, 202 m, https://directindex.org/r/floatingboater.co.uk); Prince Alfred (A, 207 m, https://directindex.org/r/theprincealfred.com); Real Drinks (F, 231 m, https://directindex.org/r/realdrinks.co.uk); Skylark Roof Garden (B, 387 m, https://directindex.org/r/skylarkroofgarden.co.uk); HUCKSTER (B, 388 m, https://directindex.org/r/hucksterlondon.co.uk); Pearl Liang (A, 475 m, https://directindex.org/r/pearlliang.co.uk); Molly's at Little Venice (F, 478 m, https://directindex.org/r/mollysatlittlevenice.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about London cafes and bars and named 83 places. Flotsam & Jetsam wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london-cafes-bars/recommended


Compared with its peers: Sites built with Squarespace 61% (41% A or B, 33756 sites); This site 0%.

## Businesses like Flotsam & Jetsam in London cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with Squarespace in London cafes and bars | 566 | 67% | 48% | 0% |

The best of the sites built with Squarespace in London cafes and bars: Humble Grape (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/humblegrape.co.uk); Nightjar (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/barnightjar.com); Friends of Ours (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/friendsofoursrestaurant.com); 45 Jermyn St. (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/45jermynst.com); Balls (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/shoreditchballs.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Flotsam & Jetsam, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/flotsamandjetsamcafe.co.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: 020 7432 1867

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/flotsamandjetsamcafe.co.uk/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/flotsamandjetsamcafe.co.uk/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=flotsamandjetsamcafe.co.uk&force=1