# Café Fiasco: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.fiasco.no/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/fiasco.no
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Café Fiasco's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (http 403). Rescans are free.

## Direct links
- Phone: +47 47 17 40 00

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The server refuses the request outright, which usually means a firewall rule aimed at bots.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
198 of 216 in Oslo cafes and bars. Top 92% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 41% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 100% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 9% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 18% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Starbucks (D, 163 m, https://directindex.org/r/starbucks.co.uk); Hana Bakeri (C, 174 m, https://directindex.org/r/thonsenter.no); Kjøkken og kaffe (D, 193 m, https://directindex.org/r/kjokkenogkaffe.no); Vaterland Bar og Scene (F, 202 m, https://directindex.org/r/vaterlandoslo.no); Brewgata (D, 214 m, https://directindex.org/r/brewgata.no); Espresso House Oslo S Flytogterminalen (C, 241 m, https://directindex.org/r/espressohouse.com); Royal Gastropub (D, 260 m, https://directindex.org/r/royalgastropub.no); Prindsen hage (B, 281 m, https://directindex.org/r/prindsenhage.no); Hakone Coffee (F, 320 m, https://directindex.org/r/hakone.no); Pier 42 (B, 350 m, https://directindex.org/r/amerikalinjen.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like Café Fiasco in Oslo cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Oslo cafes and bars | 216 | 48% | 14% | 0% |

The best of Same kind in Oslo cafes and bars: CafeRo (A 86.3%, https://directindex.org/r/cafero.no); KUMI (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/kumi.no); SALT Art & Music (B 83.8%, https://directindex.org/r/salted.no); Paint N Sip (B 83.1%, https://directindex.org/r/paintnsip.no); Cafe Amsterdam (B 82.5%, https://directindex.org/r/cafeamsterdam.no).

## The direct record
What agents get for Café Fiasco, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/fiasco.no
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-Th 11:00-24:00; Fr-Sa 11:00-02:00; Su 12:00-24:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +47 47 17 40 00

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/fiasco.no/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=fiasco.no&force=1