# Fatso's Last Stand: Agent-Direct Score B (83.1%)

Site: https://www.fatsoslaststand.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/fatsoslaststand.com
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check pending)
Fatso's Last Stand is mostly ready for agents.

## Direct links
- Order: https://getbento.com/?utm_source=header&utm_campaign=fatsoslaststand.com (through bentobox acting for the business)
- Menu: https://www.fatsoslaststand.com/menus
- Phone: +1 773-245-3287

## What to fix first, by points
- **Structured data is incomplete.** (+3 points) Missing: opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: what to paste

Structured data, one block in the page head:

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "FastFoodRestaurant",
  "name": "Fatso's Last Stand",
  "url": "https://www.fatsoslaststand.com/",
  "telephone": "+1 773-245-3287",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "West Chicago Avenue 2258",
    "postalCode": "60622",
    "addressLocality": "Chicago"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 41.8959682,
    "longitude": -87.6842477
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo-Th,Su 11:00-24:00; Fr-Sa 11:00-02:30",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday",
        "Sunday"
      ],
      "opens": "11:00",
      "closes": "24:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Friday",
        "Saturday"
      ],
      "opens": "11:00",
      "closes": "02:30"
    }
  ],
  "servesCuisine": [
    "american",
    "burger",
    "hot dog"
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://www.fatsoslaststand.com/menus",
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "OrderAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://getbento.com/?utm_source=header&amp;utm_campaign=fatsoslaststand.com",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
```

llms.txt draft:

```
# Fatso's Last Stand

> fast food restaurant (american, burger, hot dog) in West Chicago Avenue 2258 60622 Chicago, Chicago. Phone +1 773-245-3287.

## Book or order directly

- Order: https://getbento.com/?utm_source=header&amp;utm_campaign=fatsoslaststand.com (through bentobox acting for the business)
- Menu: https://www.fatsoslaststand.com/menus

## Opening hours

Mo-Th,Su 11:00-24:00; Fr-Sa 11:00-02:30

## About

- Website: https://www.fatsoslaststand.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
- **Structured data present (FoodEstablishment).** address, phone
- **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read items and prices directly.
- **Ordering through bentobox on your own domain.** No marketplace commission, and the guest stays yours.

## Where it stands
Rank 308 of 1720 in Chicago (top 18%).

| What the top tenth does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 97% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 95% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 51% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 18% | no |

Nearest places with a similar menu: Boeufhaus (B, 495 m, https://directindex.org/r/boeufhaus.com); Sunrise Cafe (C, 545 m, https://directindex.org/r/sunrisecafechicago.com); West Town Bakery & Diner (C, 729 m, https://directindex.org/r/westtownbakery.com); Bourbon On Division (B, 917 m, https://directindex.org/r/bourbonondivision.com); Dog Haus (A, 939 m, https://directindex.org/r/doghaus.com); Smash Jibarito (D, 970 m, https://directindex.org/r/food-menu.net); Lucy’s Fried Chicken & Burgers (D, 1142 m, https://directindex.org/r/lucyschicago.com); Temporis (C, 1463 m, https://directindex.org/r/bro138pro.com); NADC Burger (A, 1572 m, https://directindex.org/r/nadcburger.com); Handlebar (B, 1587 m, https://directindex.org/r/handlebarchicago.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked and claimed businesses in each city index.

Against its peers: Sites built with BentoBox average 84% (96% A or B, 862 sites); Sites using BentoBox average 83% (93% A or B, 322 sites); this site 83.1%.

What an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/fatsoslaststand.com/agent-view

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| reachable | 25 | 25 |
| readable | 19 | 25 |
| actionable | 10 | 15 (action_test pending) |
| cited | 0 | 0 (probes pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare criteria)
Level 1 of 5: Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/fatsoslaststand.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md)
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan: https://directindex.org/scan?url=fatsoslaststand.com&force=1