# Fat Albert's: Agent-Direct Score C (67.7%) Site: http://fatalbertselmvale.com/ Report: https://directindex.org/r/fatalbertselmvale.com Scanned: 2026-10-19 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.) Fat Albert's is partly visible to agents. An AI assistant can open Fat Albert's's website. It can read what Fat Albert's offers. To book or order, it is sent to DoorDash, a marketplace. ## Direct links - Menu: https://fatalbertselmvale.com/menu/ - Phone: +16137335995 ## What to fix first - **Ordering only through doordash.** (+12 points) Every transaction an agent makes goes through the marketplace, which takes its commission. Add a direct way on your own site. Even a simple form will do. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/online-ordering-without-delivery-apps - **Structured data is incomplete.** (+6 points) Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant - **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business ## Fix kit: What to paste Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. ```html ``` llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. ``` # Fat Albert's > organization in 1990 Russell Rd, K1G 4J6, Ottawa, Ottawa cafes and bars. Phone +16137335995. ## Book or order directly - Menu: https://fatalbertselmvale.com/menu/ ## About - Website: http://fatalbertselmvale.com/ - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models. ``` ## Already right - **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents. - **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response. - **Structured data found (Organization).** no address, phone or hours in it - **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read the items and prices. - **DoorDash works with agents through its partners.** DoorDash's consumer terms (13 August 2026) allow access only by means DoorDash authorizes and bar automated means without written permission; agents order only through its CLI and MCP limited betas. Terms read on 2026-10-15: https://help.doordash.com/legal/document?type=cx-terms-and-conditions®ion=US&locale=en-US. An assistant that isn't a partner may not be able to finish there. A direct path on your own domain works for all of them. ## Where it stands 87 of 355 in Ottawa cafes and bars. Top 25% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 95% | yes | | Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 97% | yes | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 19% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 27% | no | Nearest places in the index: Dave's Sports Bar (C, 20 m, https://directindex.org/r/obando.ca); Bobby the Coffee Guy (F, 449 m, https://directindex.org/r/bobbythecoffeeguy.com); Liam Maguire's (D, 654 m, https://directindex.org/r/liammaguires.com); Black Gold Coffee (F, 1001 m, https://directindex.org/r/blackgoldcoffee.com); O'Brien's Roadhouse (D, 1310 m, https://directindex.org/r/obriensottawa.ca); The Dandelion Cafe and Student Achievement Centre (D, 1563 m, https://directindex.org/r/thedandelioncafe.org); Figaro Coffee House (C, 1651 m, https://directindex.org/r/figarocoffeehouse.com); Renew Cold Press (F, 2037 m, https://directindex.org/r/renewcoldpress.com); Sachi's Café Bistro (F, 2161 m, https://directindex.org/r/placeweb.site); Green Bean Cafe (C, 2190 m, https://directindex.org/r/greenbeancafe.ca). ## What assistants answer The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included. Compared with its peers: Sites built with WordPress 58% (30% A or B, 68857 sites); Sites using DoorDash 60% (33% A or B, 264 sites); This site 67.7%. See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/fatalbertselmvale.com/agent-view ## Businesses like Fat Albert's in Ottawa cafes and bars | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in Ottawa cafes and bars | 355 | 48% | 23% | 67.7% | | Sites built with WordPress in Ottawa cafes and bars | 85 | 58% | 31% | 67.7% | | Sites using DoorDash in Ottawa cafes and bars | 2 | 65% | 0% | 67.7% | | Sites built with WordPress and using DoorDash in Ottawa cafes and bars | 1 | 68% | 0% | 67.7% | The best of the sites built with WordPress in Ottawa cafes and bars: Cafe British (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/thebritish.ca); Shoeless Joe's Sports Grill (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/shoelessjoes.ca); Kung Fu Tea (A 87.5%, https://directindex.org/r/kungfutea.com); Cafe Deluxe (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/cafedeluxe.ca); Café Van Houtte (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/cafevanhoutte.com). With the two fixes above (Ordering only through doordash; Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 2nd of 355 in Ottawa cafes and bars, up from 87th. ## The direct record What agents get for Fat Albert's, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/fatalbertselmvale.com - Book: none on record - Order: none on record - Menu: https://fatalbertselmvale.com/menu/ (html_page; from the scan) - Hours: none on record - Phone: +16137335995 - Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/fatalbertselmvale.com/menu ## Can an agent transact? Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0). - UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no - ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no - MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no - Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no - Vendor terms for agents, DoorDash: Through partners. DoorDash's consumer terms (13 August 2026) allow access only by means DoorDash authorizes and bar automated means without written permission; agents order only through its CLI and MCP limited betas. Read 2026-10-15: https://help.doordash.com/legal/document?type=cx-terms-and-conditions®ion=US&locale=en-US ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 25 | 25 | | Readable | 16 | 25 | | Actionable | 3 | 15 (the action test: pending) | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/fatalbertselmvale.com - Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md) - sitemap.xml: yes - AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes - Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md) - Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md) - llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md) - API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md) - MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md) - A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md) - Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md) - OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md) - OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md) - auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md) - Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md) - ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md) - DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md) - WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md) - JSON-LD for the business: yes Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/fatalbertselmvale.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/fatalbertselmvale.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=fatalbertselmvale.com&force=1