# Eves Tease: Agent-Direct Score F (20%)

Site: http://evestease.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/evestease.com
Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Eves Tease is largely invisible to agents.
AI assistants can't open Eves Tease's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +16022724401
- Address: 3737 W Indian School Rd, 85019-3517, Phoenix

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Eves Tease that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Teana Boba Cafe (3.2 km): https://directindex.org/r/teanacafe.com
- Bullock's Cocktails (4 km): https://directindex.org/r/clubplanet.com

## What to fix first
- **The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included.** (+25 points) A plain fetch was refused (TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No booking or ordering link on the website.** (+15 points) There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **Structured data is incomplete.** (+2 points) Missing: telephone. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Eves Tease",
  "url": "http://evestease.com/",
  "telephone": "+16022724401",
  "address": "3737 W Indian School Rd, 85019-3517, Phoenix",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 33.494673514145575,
    "longitude": -112.13964927749963
  }
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- **Structured data found (LocalBusiness).** address, opening hours

## Where it stands
419 of 497 in Phoenix cafes and bars. Top 84% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 98% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 94% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 49% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 41% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Echo Espresso Caffe Roasters (F, 589 m, https://directindex.org/r/echoespresso.com); Outpost (C, 1737 m, https://directindex.org/r/outpost.us); YobaHut (F, 1903 m, https://directindex.org/r/yobahut.com); Grand Canyon Beverage Company (D, 2288 m, https://directindex.org/r/gcu.edu); Cañón 49 (C, 3146 m, https://directindex.org/r/canon49.com); Teana Boba Cafe (D, 3244 m, https://directindex.org/r/teanacafe.com); Bullock's Cocktails (F, 3996 m, https://directindex.org/r/clubplanet.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


Compared with its peers: Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder 35% (9% A or B, 7300 sites); This site 20%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/evestease.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Eves Tease in Phoenix cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Phoenix cafes and bars | 497 | 50% | 27% | 20% |
| Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in Phoenix cafes and bars | 26 | 30% | 4% | 20% |

The best of the sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in Phoenix cafes and bars: Stacy's at Dunlap Bar & Lounge (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/stacysatdunlap.com); No Filter Coffee Shop & Coffee Catering (C 64.6%, https://directindex.org/r/nofiltercoffeeshop.com); New England Patriots Fan Club Of Arizona (C 60%, https://directindex.org/r/nepfca.com); The Grove Artisan Cafe and Bakery (D 53.8%, https://directindex.org/r/thegrovehighstreet.com); Larry's Cocktails (D 52.3%, https://directindex.org/r/larryscocktails.com).

With the three fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; No booking or ordering link on the website; No menu or price list found), the score would be about 92.3%. That would be 31st of 497 in Phoenix cafes and bars, up from 419th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Eves Tease, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/evestease.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +16022724401

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 13 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/evestease.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/evestease.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=evestease.com&force=1