# Et si... on passait chez Christian: Agent-Direct Score F (3.1%)

Site: https://etsigrenoble.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/etsigrenoble.com
Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Et si... on passait chez Christian is largely invisible to agents.
AI assistants can't open Et si... on passait chez Christian's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +33983915595
- Hours, from OpenStreetMap: Mon–Fri 12:00–14:00, 19:00–21:30; Sat–Sun closed
- Outdoor seating (OpenStreetMap)

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Et si... on passait chez Christian that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- L'Ardoise Gourmande (30 m): https://directindex.org/r/lardoise-gourmande.fr
- La Cocina (130 m): https://directindex.org/r/lacocina38.fr
- Il Salentino (160 m): https://directindex.org/r/restaurant-ilsalentino.fr
- L'Inspiration (180 m): https://directindex.org/r/l-inspiration-restaurant-grenoble.fr
- Domino's (190 m): https://directindex.org/r/dominos.fr

## What to fix first
- **The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included.** (+25 points) A plain fetch was refused (challenge:checking your browser). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No booking or ordering link on the website.** (+15 points) There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **Menu or price list is on another site.** (+5 points) The link goes to wordpress.com, so that site gets the credit and the visits. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai

## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored)
- **No English version declared.** Visitors from abroad, and assistants answering in English, read the page as it is.

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "Restaurant",
  "name": "Et si... on passait chez Christian",
  "url": "https://etsigrenoble.com/",
  "telephone": "+33983915595",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 45.1868046,
    "longitude": 5.7310064
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo-Fr 12:00-14:00,19:00-21:30",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday",
        "Friday"
      ],
      "opens": "12:00",
      "closes": "14:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday",
        "Friday"
      ],
      "opens": "19:00",
      "closes": "21:30"
    }
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://etsigrenoble.wordpress.com/carte-de-la-semaine/"
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.

## Where it stands
217 of 225 in Grenoble. Top 96% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 92% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 100% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 75% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 50% | no |

Nearest places in the index: L'Ardoise Gourmande (B, 34 m, https://directindex.org/r/lardoise-gourmande.fr); RockyPop (C, 42 m, https://directindex.org/r/rockypop.com); La Cocina (B, 126 m, https://directindex.org/r/lacocina38.fr); Il Salentino (A, 164 m, https://directindex.org/r/restaurant-ilsalentino.fr); Viet n'go (C, 174 m, https://directindex.org/r/vietngo.fr); L'Inspiration (A, 184 m, https://directindex.org/r/l-inspiration-restaurant-grenoble.fr); Domino's (C, 187 m, https://directindex.org/r/dominos.fr); L'Amarosa (F, 215 m, https://directindex.org/r/free.fr); Smash Bing (F, 276 m, https://directindex.org/r/smashbing.fr); Ô Bô Bun (D, 315 m, https://directindex.org/r/obobun.fr).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Recommended when people ask: "Somewhere good that's actually open on Monday evening, book a table." (Gemini)


Compared with its peers: Sites built with WordPress 55% (24% A or B, 224455 sites); This site 3.1%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/etsigrenoble.com/agent-view

## Named by Gemini for "Somewhere good that's actually open on Monday evening, book a table" in Grenoble, October 2026
- "Somewhere good that's actually open on Monday evening, book a table." (2026-10-19): Gemini with a link to this site. https://directindex.org/city/grenoble/recommended/open-monday
Named by 1 of 2 assistants asked. Badge: https://directindex.org/badge/named/etsigrenoble.com.svg

## Businesses like Et si... on passait chez Christian in Grenoble

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Grenoble | 225 | 65% | 46% | 3.1% |
| Sites built with WordPress in Grenoble | 90 | 69% | 49% | 3.1% |

The best of the sites built with WordPress in Grenoble: Lunicco (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/lunicco.fr); Fuoco Pizzas (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/fuocopizzas.fr); Kess Kouss (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/kesskouss.fr); Waffle Factory (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/wafflefactory.com); L'Inattendu (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/restaurant-linattendu.fr).

With the three fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website), the score would be about 87.7%. That would be 32nd of 225 in Grenoble, up from 217th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Et si... on passait chez Christian, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/etsigrenoble.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://etsigrenoble.wordpress.com/carte-de-la-semaine/ (external; from the scan)
- Hours: Mo-Fr 12:00-14:00,19:00-21:30 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +33983915595
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/etsigrenoble.com/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got challenge:checking your browser); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 2 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/etsigrenoble.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/etsigrenoble.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=etsigrenoble.com&force=1