# Espresso Captain: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://espressocaptain.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/espressocaptain.com
Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Espresso Captain's website on 2026-10-24 (not html). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Espresso Captain's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Address: 240 2nd Ave S, 98104-2250, Seattle

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Espresso Captain that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Locus Wines (150 m): https://directindex.org/r/locuswines.com
- Baba Yaga (160 m): https://directindex.org/r/babayagaseattle.com
- Caffe Vita (190 m): https://directindex.org/r/smithtower.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with not_html.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
953 of 1060 in Seattle cafes and bars. Top 90% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 97% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 96% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 28% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 26% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Elm Coffee Roasters (F, 0 m, https://directindex.org/r/elmcoffeeroasters.com); Good Bar (B, 7 m, https://directindex.org/r/goodbarseattle.com); Flatstick Pub - Pioneer Square (C, 24 m, https://directindex.org/r/flatstickpub.com); Ember Hookah Lounge (D, 110 m, https://directindex.org/r/emberloungewa.com); Caffè Umbria (F, 139 m, https://directindex.org/r/caffeumbria.com); Locus Wines (C, 151 m, https://directindex.org/r/locuswines.com); Baba Yaga (B, 163 m, https://directindex.org/r/babayagaseattle.com); The Pharmacy (D, 173 m, https://directindex.org/r/thepharmacyseattle.com); The Meyer (F, 174 m, https://directindex.org/r/themeyerbar.com); Caffe Vita (C, 185 m, https://directindex.org/r/smithtower.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


## Businesses like Espresso Captain in Seattle cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Seattle cafes and bars | 1060 | 49% | 26% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Seattle cafes and bars: 5 Spot (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/5spotseattle.com); Boba Up (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/bobaupseattle.com); Cairde Public House (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cphbarseattle.com); Daily Grill (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/dailygrill.com); Harried & Hungry Cafe (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/orderhh.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Espresso Captain, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/espressocaptain.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/espressocaptain.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/espressocaptain.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=espressocaptain.com&force=1