# Erotisch Museum: Agent-Direct Score F (35.4%) Site: https://erotisch-museum.nl/ Report: https://directindex.org/r/erotisch-museum.nl Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.) Erotisch Museum is largely invisible to agents. An AI assistant can open the website of Erotisch Museum. It finds no menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds no link to book or order online. ## Direct links - Phone: +31 20 627 8954 ## What to fix first - **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (TouristAttraction, Museum, TravelAgency or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant - **No ticket link on the website.** (+15 points) Agents find no link to follow on the site. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so an agent can find it. Add a ticket or booking page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website - **No tickets and prices found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what does it cost and when' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with tickets, times and prices as text and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai - **Almost no text without JavaScript.** (+2 points) Crawlers that do not run scripts see an empty page. Render the menu, hours and address as plain HTML. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/website-blank-without-javascript - **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business ## Fix kit: What to paste Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong. ```html ``` llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. ``` # Erotisch Museum > museum in Oudezijds Achterburgwal 54 1012DP Amsterdam, Amsterdam tours, attractions and museums. Phone +31 20 627 8954. ## Opening hours Mo-Su 13:00-20:00 ## About - Website: https://erotisch-museum.nl/ - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models. ``` ## Already right - **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There is no robots.txt, which allows everything. - **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response. ## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then) - Fixed: nothing - New: nothing ## Where it stands 105 of 121 in Amsterdam tours, attractions and museums. Top 87% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 23% | no | | Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 100% | yes | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 8% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 31% | no | Nearest places in the index: Red Light Secrets (C, 34 m, https://directindex.org/r/redlightsecrets.com); Fo Guang Shan He Hua Tempel (F, 62 m, https://directindex.org/r/ibps.nl); Oude Kerk (D, 92 m, https://directindex.org/r/oudekerk.nl); Ons' Lieve Heer op Solder (B, 140 m, https://directindex.org/r/opsolder.nl); Het Majoor Bosshardthuis (C, 187 m, https://directindex.org/r/majoorbosshardthuis.nl); Amsterdam Exchange Experience (C, 219 m, https://directindex.org/r/euronext.com); Beurs van Berlage (C, 236 m, https://directindex.org/r/beursvanberlage.com); Hash Marihuana & Hemp Museum (D, 284 m, https://directindex.org/r/hashmuseum.com); Body Worlds (B, 308 m, https://directindex.org/r/bodyworlds.nl); Friendship Cruises (A, 312 m, https://directindex.org/r/friendshipamsterdam.com). ## What assistants answer Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included. See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/erotisch-museum.nl/agent-view ## Businesses like Erotisch Museum in Amsterdam tours, attractions and museums | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in Amsterdam tours, attractions and museums | 121 | 54% | 23% | 35.4% | The best of the businesses of the same kind in Amsterdam tours, attractions and museums: Rederij Kooij (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/rederijkooij.nl); Friendship Cruises (A 86.3%, https://directindex.org/r/friendshipamsterdam.com); H'ART Museum (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/hartmuseum.nl); Sawadee (B 80%, https://directindex.org/r/sawadee.nl); Grachtenhuis (B 78.5%, https://directindex.org/r/grachten.museum). With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; No ticket link on the website; No tickets and prices found) the score would be about 92.3%: first of 121 in Amsterdam tours, attractions and museums. ## The direct record What agents get for Erotisch Museum, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/erotisch-museum.nl - Book: none on record - Order: none on record - Menu: none on record - Hours: Mo-Su 13:00-20:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap) - Phone: +31 20 627 8954 ## Can an agent transact? Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0). - UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): not measured - ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): not measured - MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no - Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): not measured Not measured at this scan; the next scan measures it. ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 23 | 25 | | Readable | 0 | 25 | | Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Level 0 of 5, Not Ready. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/erotisch-museum.nl - Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md) - sitemap.xml: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/sitemap/SKILL.md) - AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md) - Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md) - Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md) - llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md) - API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md) - MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md) - A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md) - Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md) - OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md) - OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md) - auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md) - Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md) - ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md) - DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md) - WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md) - JSON-LD for the business: no Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/erotisch-museum.nl/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/erotisch-museum.nl/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology ยท Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=erotisch-museum.nl&force=1