# El Patrón: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://elpatron-tapas.ch
Report: https://directindex.org/r/elpatron-tapas.ch
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach El Patrón's website on 2026-10-21 (http 500). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open El Patrón's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +41 31 333 83 30
- Hours, from OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps: Mon–Tue closed; Wed–Thu 17:00–23:00; Fri–Sat 17:00–00:30; Sun 17:00–21:00

## Nearby, also direct
Places near El Patrón that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Mega Pizza (480 m): https://directindex.org/r/megapizza.ch
- Ambassador (530 m): https://directindex.org/r/samos-bern.ch
- Bella Vita (530 m): https://directindex.org/r/pizzabellavita.ch
- Pokhara Nepali Kitchen (540 m): https://directindex.org/r/pokharakitchen.ch
- Kirchenfeld (550 m): https://directindex.org/r/kirchenfeld.ch

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_500.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Since the scan of 2026-10-16 (F then)
- Fixed: nothing
- New: nothing

## Where it stands
353 of 385 in Bern. Top 92% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 92% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 59% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 85% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 36% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 28% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Bistrot L'esprit nouveau (D, 476 m, https://directindex.org/r/bistrot-bern.ch); Mega Pizza (A, 480 m, https://directindex.org/r/megapizza.ch); Ambassador (C, 530 m, https://directindex.org/r/samos-bern.ch); Bella Vita (C, 534 m, https://directindex.org/r/pizzabellavita.ch); Pokhara Nepali Kitchen (B, 543 m, https://directindex.org/r/pokharakitchen.ch); Kirchenfeld (C, 550 m, https://directindex.org/r/kirchenfeld.ch); Die Bar im Museumspark (C, 627 m, https://directindex.org/r/barimmuseumspark.ch); Dählhölzli Eulen Bistro (C, 641 m, https://directindex.org/r/tierpark-bern.ch); Sportbar Bern (C, 670 m, https://directindex.org/r/sportbarbern.ch); Tramdepot Ost (B, 705 m, https://directindex.org/r/schnellaberguet.ch).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Bern and named 77 places. El Patrón wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/bern/recommended


## Businesses like El Patrón in Bern

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Bern | 385 | 50% | 19% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Bern: Del Gusto (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/del-gusto.ch); El Mexicano (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/elmexicano.ch); AVI Restaurant (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/avi-restaurant.ch); Lory (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/restaurantlory.com); Casino (A 92.5%, https://directindex.org/r/casinobern.ch).

## The direct record
What agents get for El Patrón, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/elpatron-tapas.ch
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: We,Th 17:00-23:00; Fr,Sa 17:00-00:30; Su 17:00-21:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +41 31 333 83 30

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/elpatron-tapas.ch/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/elpatron-tapas.ch/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=elpatron-tapas.ch&force=1