# El Paraíso del Desierto: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.elparaisodeldesierto.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/elparaisodeldesierto.com
Scanned: 2026-10-20 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach El Paraíso del Desierto's website on 2026-10-20 (http 444). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open El Paraíso del Desierto's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: 915 01 06 69
- Address: Calle Dr. Esquerdo, 140, 28007, Madrid

## Nearby, also direct
Places near El Paraíso del Desierto that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Vinopremier (390 m): https://directindex.org/r/vinopremier.com
- TuCafeteria (400 m): https://directindex.org/r/tucafeteria.es
- Pastelería América - dos (660 m): https://directindex.org/r/pasteleriaamerica2.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_444. A real browser tried too and got http_444.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
844 of 903 in Madrid cafes and bars. Top 93% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 99% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 81% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 90% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 24% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 29% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Café P.A.T. (F, 158 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafepat.com); La Lonja (F, 303 m, https://directindex.org/r/prandiun.com); Vinopremier (A, 388 m, https://directindex.org/r/vinopremier.com); TuCafeteria (B, 402 m, https://directindex.org/r/tucafeteria.es); Cruz Blanca de Doctor Esquerdo (F, 461 m, https://directindex.org/r/cruzblancaretiro.es); Restaurante Bar La Monumental Cervecería (D, 490 m, https://directindex.org/r/lamonumental.es); Purakaí (D, 504 m, https://directindex.org/r/purakaies.es); Six board game café (F, 537 m, https://directindex.org/r/six.es); The Retro bar (C, 545 m, https://directindex.org/r/metro.bar); Pastelería América - dos (B, 659 m, https://directindex.org/r/pasteleriaamerica2.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Madrid cafes and bars and named 56 places. El Paraíso del Desierto wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/madrid-cafes-bars/recommended


## Businesses like El Paraíso del Desierto in Madrid cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Madrid cafes and bars | 903 | 48% | 22% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Madrid cafes and bars: Inhala Terraza (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/inhalaterraza.com); Wanderlust (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/barwanderlust.com); WelkhomeClub (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/welkhomeclub.com); DaaraJi (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/queresto.com); En copa de Balón Enolounge (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/encopadebalon.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for El Paraíso del Desierto, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/elparaisodeldesierto.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: 915 01 06 69

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/elparaisodeldesierto.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/elparaisodeldesierto.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=elparaisodeldesierto.com&force=1