# El Despacho Clandestino: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.eldespachoclandestino.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/eldespachoclandestino.com
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
El Despacho Clandestino's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (dns error). Rescans are free.

## Direct links
- Phone: +34 91 805 31 01

## What to fix first
- **The address is dead.** The domain does not resolve. Either the site moved or the DNS record is gone. Nothing answers here, so the business is counted as having no working site and left out of the ranking. Fix the domain or the hosting, then rescan; it is free.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
Not ranked yet in Madrid cafes and bars.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 91% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 75% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 97% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 22% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 19% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Cantina Sputnik Legazpi (C, 359 m, https://directindex.org/r/sputnikclimbing.com); Bite Me Café (D, 489 m, https://directindex.org/r/bitememadrid.com); La Cantina (A, 585 m, https://directindex.org/r/oliviatecuida.net); Toboggan (C, 681 m, https://directindex.org/r/bartoboggan.com); La Francachela Matadero (F, 710 m, https://directindex.org/r/lafrancachela.com); Cafetería La Fuente (F, 882 m, https://directindex.org/r/restauranteslapicota.com); Suyana Sánguches (F, 1051 m, https://directindex.org/r/45sofabet88.com); La Pequeña Graná (B, 1128 m, https://directindex.org/r/xn--lapequeagrana-okb.es); Spoiler Bar (C, 1207 m, https://directindex.org/r/spoilerbarmadrid.com); Madrid 1883 (D, 1252 m, https://directindex.org/r/churreriamadrid1883.es).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like El Despacho Clandestino in Madrid cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Madrid cafes and bars | 310 | 44% | 20% | 0% |

The best of Same kind in Madrid cafes and bars: DaaraJi (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/queresto.com); Viva Chapata (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/vivachapata.es); Casa Neutrale (A 91.3%, https://directindex.org/r/casaneutrale.com); Vinopremier (A 91.3%, https://directindex.org/r/vinopremier.com); Barbara Ann (A 88.8%, https://directindex.org/r/barbaraann.es).

## The direct record
What agents get for El Despacho Clandestino, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/eldespachoclandestino.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +34 91 805 31 01

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/eldespachoclandestino.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=eldespachoclandestino.com&force=1