# Dr Sketchy Glasgow: Agent-Direct Score F (38.5%)

Site: http://www.drsketchy.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/drsketchy.com
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Dr Sketchy Glasgow is largely invisible to agents.
An AI assistant can open Dr Sketchy Glasgow's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. To book or order, it is sent to Eventbrite, a marketplace.

## Direct links
- Address: 17 John Street, G1 1HP, Glasgow

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Dr Sketchy Glasgow that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Pho (50 m): https://directindex.org/r/phocafe.co.uk
- Avanti West Coast Lounge (80 m): https://directindex.org/r/avantiwestcoast.co.uk
- The Horseshoe Bar (80 m): https://directindex.org/r/thehorseshoebarglasgow.co.uk
- Champagne Central (90 m): https://directindex.org/r/champagnecentral.co.uk
- Malo (90 m): https://directindex.org/r/maloglasgow.co.uk

## What to fix first
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **Booking only through eventbrite.** (+12 points) Every transaction an agent makes goes through the marketplace, which takes its commission. Add a direct way on your own site. Even a simple form will do. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **No working HTTPS.** (+3 points) The page is only served over plain http. Browsers and agents rank it lower or refuse it.
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Dr Sketchy Glasgow",
  "url": "http://www.drsketchy.com/",
  "address": "17 John Street, G1 1HP, Glasgow",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 55.861036381901,
    "longitude": -4.2576171381673
  }
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Dr Sketchy Glasgow

> local business in 17 John Street, G1 1HP, Glasgow, Glasgow cafes and bars.

## About

- Website: http://www.drsketchy.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.

## Where it stands
344 of 527 in Glasgow cafes and bars. Top 65% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 98% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 87% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 89% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 44% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 19% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The Old Hairdresser's (D, 25 m, https://directindex.org/r/theoldhairdressers.com); Stereo (F, 28 m, https://directindex.org/r/stereocafebar.com); Pho (A, 52 m, https://directindex.org/r/phocafe.co.uk); Gordon Street Coffee (F, 67 m, https://directindex.org/r/gordonstcoffee.co.uk); Avanti West Coast Lounge (B, 83 m, https://directindex.org/r/avantiwestcoast.co.uk); The Horseshoe Bar (A, 84 m, https://directindex.org/r/thehorseshoebarglasgow.co.uk); Champagne Central (C, 91 m, https://directindex.org/r/champagnecentral.co.uk); Turtle Bay Glasgow (D, 92 m, https://directindex.org/r/turtlebay.co.uk); Malo (B, 93 m, https://directindex.org/r/maloglasgow.co.uk); Charcoals (A, 94 m, https://directindex.org/r/charcoals.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Glasgow cafes and bars and named 55 places. Dr Sketchy Glasgow wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/glasgow-cafes-bars/recommended


Compared with its peers: Sites using Eventbrite 53% (19% A or B, 136 sites); This site 38.5%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/drsketchy.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Dr Sketchy Glasgow in Glasgow cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Glasgow cafes and bars | 527 | 49% | 26% | 38.5% |
| Sites using Eventbrite in Glasgow cafes and bars | 2 | 52% | 0% | 38.5% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Glasgow cafes and bars: Popworld Glasgow (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/popworldparty.co.uk); The Left Bank (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/theleftbank.co.uk); 226 Gallowgate (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/226gallowgate.com); Bar 91 (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/bar91.co.uk); Charcoals (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/charcoals.co.uk).

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; Booking only through eventbrite; No menu or price list found), the score would be about 90.8%. That would be 18th of 527 in Glasgow cafes and bars, up from 344th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Dr Sketchy Glasgow, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/drsketchy.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no
- Vendor terms for agents, Eventbrite: Not stated. Eventbrite's terms of service (20 August 2025), section 13.1, bar scraping, crawling or automated means to extract data from the sites; they do not address an agent buying a ticket for a person; the separate API terms cover developer apps. Read 2026-10-15: https://www.eventbrite.com/help/en-us/articles/251210/eventbrite-terms-of-service/

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 22 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 3 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 0 of 5, Not Ready. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/drsketchy.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md)
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/drsketchy.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/drsketchy.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=drsketchy.com&force=1
