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title: What an AI agent reads on Don't Tell Mama · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/donttellmama.uk/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on Don't Tell Mama

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [donttellmama.uk](http://www.donttellmama.uk/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,332

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Coffee breakfast brunch cake Edinburgh | Don't tell Mama | Scotland · language en. First 1,332 of 1,332 characters:

```
Coffee breakfast brunch cake Edinburgh | Don't tell Mama | Scotland top of pageHOMEMenuDrink MenuThe Bar DrinksThe Coffee Shop DrinksFood MenuThe ConceptThe PlaceReservationsEventsHagne RowSupport Local ArtistsConstantine..GWCBOnline ShopContact UsOnline Orders (New)ExperiencesMoreUse tab to navigate through the menu items. Sneak Peek into the KitchenmenuButton Created by two childhood friends, the DNTM concept, started as a way of sharing their memories, culture and experiences growing up in Greece. Every mischief, every secret and every innocent cheeky moment that adults would not understand, can be seen and found (or hidden) in the name. A name that can be interpretated in a different way for everyone…Once upon a timeThe ConceptDon't tell MamaThe Placeto beFind yourself walking through Greek island alleys only to discover the idyllic spot to share blissful moments with your company.Walk inGet a spot on the tableReserve NowOn the SceneSupport Local ArtistsAn online and physical platform designed for local artists to expose their artwork and DNTM customers to discover them. Get to know themOnLine Shopcoming soon HOURS​ MON-SUN 9AM-5PMADDRESS 64 Home Street Tollcross Edinburgh EH3 9NACONTACT US info@donttellmama.uk info@hagnerow.com Tel: 0131 466 43 45 SPECIAL EVENTS FRIDAY NIGHTS 9PM - 1AMbottom of page
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.donttellmama.uk/menu |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (WebSite) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [www.donttellmama.uk/reservations-1](https://www.donttellmama.uk/reservations-1) | booking | the business's own site |
| [www.donttellmama.uk/online-ordering](https://www.donttellmama.uk/online-ordering) | ordering | the business's own site |

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","email":"hello@directindex.org","founder":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https://directindex.org/#antonio","name":"Antonio Curado","sameAs":["https://x.com/ab_curado"]},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```