# Dirty Water: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://dirtywaterdc.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/dirtywaterdc.com
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Dirty Water's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (dns error). Rescans are free.
AI assistants cannot open the website of Dirty Water, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +1 504-296-6180

## What to fix first
- **The address is dead.** The domain does not resolve. Either the site moved or the DNS record is gone. Nothing answers here, so the business is counted as having no working site and left out of the ranking. Fix the domain or the hosting, then rescan; it is free.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
Not ranked yet in Washington, DC cafes and bars.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 98% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 98% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 100% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 38% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 18% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The Haymaker (D, 190 m, https://directindex.org/r/thehaymakerdc.com); Little Miss Whiskey's Golden Dollar (B, 259 m, https://directindex.org/r/littlemisswhiskeys.com); Copycat Co. (D, 276 m, https://directindex.org/r/copycatcompany.com); The Queen Vic (B, 375 m, https://directindex.org/r/thequeenvicdc.com); The Pug Bar (F, 447 m, https://directindex.org/r/thepugdc.com); Granville Moore's Brickyard (A, 457 m, https://directindex.org/r/granvillemoores.com); Sidamo Coffee and Tea (D, 494 m, https://directindex.org/r/sidamocoffeeandtea.com); Jacob’s Coffee House (F, 607 m, https://directindex.org/r/jacobscoffeehousedc.com); Henceforth, (C, 619 m, https://directindex.org/r/henceforthdc.com); Hush Harbor (B, 625 m, https://directindex.org/r/hushharbor.co).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like Dirty Water in Washington, DC cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Washington, DC cafes and bars | 448 | 48% | 34% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Washington, DC cafes and bars: PubKey (A 97.5%, https://directindex.org/r/pubkey.com); Buddy's (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/buddysdc.com); Courthaus Social (A 95%, https://directindex.org/r/courthaussocial.com); Boundary Stone (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/boundarystonedc.com); Cafe Berlin (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/cafeberlin-dc.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Dirty Water, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/dirtywaterdc.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +1 504-296-6180

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/dirtywaterdc.com/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/dirtywaterdc.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=dirtywaterdc.com&force=1