# Dirty Martini: Agent-Direct Score A (90%)

Site: https://www.dirtymartini.co.uk/bars/birmingham
Report: https://directindex.org/r/dirtymartini.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Dirty Martini is ready for agents.

## Direct links
- Book directly: https://www.dirtymartini.co.uk/bars/birmingham/book (on the business's own site)
- Menu: https://www.dirtymartini.co.uk/bars/birmingham/menus
- Phone: +44 121 212 1020

## What to fix first
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Dirty Martini

> bar or pub (brazilian) in Bennett's Hill 7 B2 5ST Birmingham, Birmingham cafes and bars. Phone +44 121 212 1020.

## Book or order directly

- Book: https://www.dirtymartini.co.uk/bars/birmingham/book (on the business's own site)
- Menu: https://www.dirtymartini.co.uk/bars/birmingham/menus

## Opening hours

Mo-Th 16:00-00:00; Fr 16:00-02:00; Sa 12:00-02:00; Su 14:00-00:00

## About

- Website: https://www.dirtymartini.co.uk/bars/birmingham
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
- **Structured data present (BarOrPub).** address, phone, opening hours
- **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read items and prices directly.
- **Booking on your own site.** Agents can book without a marketplace in the loop.

## Where it stands
4 of 194 in Birmingham cafes and bars. Top 2% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 95% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 80% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 85% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 50% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 5% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Lost & Found (B, 32 m, https://directindex.org/r/lostandfoundbirmingham.co.uk); Henman & Cooper (C, 40 m, https://directindex.org/r/henmanandcooper.co.uk); Vagabond Wines (A, 58 m, https://directindex.org/r/vagabondwines.co.uk); The Colmore (D, 58 m, https://directindex.org/r/colmoretap.co.uk); The Sun on the Hill (C, 72 m, https://directindex.org/r/thesunonthehill.co.uk); The Old Joint Stock (A, 77 m, https://directindex.org/r/oldjointstock.co.uk); Damascena Coffee House (C, 80 m, https://directindex.org/r/damascena.co.uk); Stories Tavern (D, 81 m, https://directindex.org/r/chophouseandtavern.com); Manhatta (C, 84 m, https://directindex.org/r/manahatta.co.uk); Flight Club (B, 93 m, https://directindex.org/r/flightclubdarts.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/dirtymartini.co.uk/agent-view

## Businesses like Dirty Martini in Birmingham cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Birmingham cafes and bars | 194 | 49% | 22% | 90% |

The best of Same kind in Birmingham cafes and bars: Vagabond Wines (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/vagabondwines.co.uk); Centenary Coffee & Co (A 91.3%, https://directindex.org/r/centenarylounge.com); Be at One (A 90%, https://directindex.org/r/beatone.co.uk); Nortons (A 90%, https://directindex.org/r/nortonsdigbeth.com); The Boat Inn (A 87.5%, https://directindex.org/r/theboat-catherinedebarnes.co.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for Dirty Martini, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/dirtymartini.co.uk
- Book: https://www.dirtymartini.co.uk/bars/birmingham/book (own site; could not verify: partial (2026-10-14))
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://www.dirtymartini.co.uk/bars/birmingham/menus (html_page; from the scan)
- Hours: Mo-Th 16:00-00:00; Fr 16:00-02:00; Sa 12:00-02:00; Su 14:00-00:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +44 121 212 1020
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/dirtymartini.co.uk/book, https://directindex.org/go/dirtymartini.co.uk/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): not measured
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): not measured
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): not measured

Not measured at this scan; the next scan measures it.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 25 | 25 |
| Actionable | 22 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/dirtymartini.co.uk
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/dirtymartini.co.uk/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=dirtymartini.co.uk&force=1