# Diogenes The Dog: Agent-Direct Score B (78.5%)

Site: https://www.diogenesthedog.co.uk/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/diogenesthedog.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Diogenes The Dog is mostly ready for agents.
An AI assistant can open Diogenes The Dog's website. What Diogenes The Dog offers is in a PDF or an image, and assistants read those badly. It finds a way to book or order directly, through DesignMyNight.

## Direct links
- Book directly: https://bookings.designmynight.com/book?venue_id=5cab49a27864b545187baba3&source=partner (through designmynight acting for the business)
- Menu: https://www.diogenesthedog.co.uk/_files/ugd/5905eb_0288dbc659724303af4ddfb4737e42c8.pdf
- Phone: +442077035570
- Address: 96 Rodney Rd, SE17 1BG, London

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Diogenes The Dog that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- The Rocketvan Coffee Shop (180 m): https://directindex.org/r/rocketvan.co.uk
- Betty & Joan's (370 m): https://directindex.org/r/bettyandjoans.co.uk
- The Rising (380 m): https://directindex.org/r/therisingse1.com
- Spit and Sawdust (390 m): https://directindex.org/r/spitandsawdustpub.co.uk
- Jusu Brothers (410 m): https://directindex.org/r/jusubrothers.com

## What to fix first
- **Ordering only through deliveroo.** (+5 points) Every transaction an agent makes goes through the marketplace, which takes its commission. Add a direct way on your own site. Even a simple form will do. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/online-ordering-without-delivery-apps
- **Structured data is incomplete.** (+3 points) Missing: opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **Menu or price list is a PDF.** (+3 points) Most agents skip PDFs or read them badly. Publish it as an HTML page and keep the PDF as a download. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Diogenes The Dog",
  "url": "https://www.diogenesthedog.co.uk/",
  "telephone": "+442077035570",
  "address": "96 Rodney Rd, SE17 1BG, London",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.49157204,
    "longitude": -0.09102109
  },
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "ReserveAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://bookings.designmynight.com/book?venue_id=5cab49a27864b545187baba3&source=partner",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      },
      "result": {
        "@type": "Reservation",
        "name": "Reservation"
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- **Structured data found (LocalBusiness).** address, phone
- **Booking through designmynight on your own domain.** There's no marketplace commission, and the customer stays yours.

## Where it stands
Not ranked yet in London cafes and bars.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 93% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 93% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 49% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 22% | yes |

Nearest places in the index: The Rocketvan Coffee Shop (C, 179 m, https://directindex.org/r/rocketvan.co.uk); Betty & Joan's (C, 372 m, https://directindex.org/r/bettyandjoans.co.uk); The Rising (A, 380 m, https://directindex.org/r/therisingse1.com); Spit and Sawdust (B, 394 m, https://directindex.org/r/spitandsawdustpub.co.uk); Jusu Brothers (A, 411 m, https://directindex.org/r/jusubrothers.com); Little Louie (F, 437 m, https://directindex.org/r/louielouie.london); Aobaba (F, 476 m, https://directindex.org/r/aobaba.com); The Rosy Hue (A, 506 m, https://directindex.org/r/therosyhue.co.uk); Black Cowboy Coffee (D, 555 m, https://directindex.org/r/blackcowboycoffee.co.uk); Saint Louie (C, 559 m, https://directindex.org/r/thelouies.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about London cafes and bars and named 83 places. Diogenes The Dog wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london-cafes-bars/recommended


Compared with its peers: Sites built with Wix 52% (28% A or B, 48660 sites); Sites using DesignMyNight 77% (70% A or B, 652 sites); Sites using Deliveroo 63% (38% A or B, 896 sites); This site 78.5%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/diogenesthedog.co.uk/agent-view

## Businesses like Diogenes The Dog in London cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with Wix in London cafes and bars | 400 | 61% | 38% | 78.5% |
| Sites using DesignMyNight in London cafes and bars | 325 | 80% | 74% | 78.5% |
| Sites built with Wix and using DesignMyNight in London cafes and bars | 12 | 73% | 50% | 78.5% |

The best of the sites built with Wix and using DesignMyNight in London cafes and bars: Cocktail Embassy (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cocktailembassy.com); Aquum (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/aquum.co.uk); Bar Aspen (B 76.9%, https://directindex.org/r/baraspen.co.uk); Franklin’s Wine (B 72.3%, https://directindex.org/r/franklinswine.com); The Cuff (B 72.3%, https://directindex.org/r/thecufflondon.co.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for Diogenes The Dog, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/diogenesthedog.co.uk
- Book: https://bookings.designmynight.com/book?venue_id=5cab49a27864b545187baba3&source=partner (vendor on own site: DesignMyNight; found by the scan of 2026-10-21, not yet tested)
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://www.diogenesthedog.co.uk/_files/ugd/5905eb_0288dbc659724303af4ddfb4737e42c8.pdf (pdf; from the scan)
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +442077035570
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/diogenesthedog.co.uk/book, https://directindex.org/go/diogenesthedog.co.uk/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): yes
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no
- Vendor terms for agents, DesignMyNight: Not stated. The terms do not address an agent acting for a person (several bar scraping or data extraction only), could not be read on the date given, or the vendor has not been researched yet.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 16 | 25 |
| Actionable | 10 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/diogenesthedog.co.uk
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: yes
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/diogenesthedog.co.uk/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/diogenesthedog.co.uk/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=diogenesthedog.co.uk&force=1