# Die fette Kuh: Agent-Direct Score D (47.7%)

Site: https://www.diefettekuh.de/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/diefettekuh.de
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check pending)
Die fette Kuh is hard for agents to use.

## Direct links
- Phone: +49 221 37627775

## What to fix first, by points
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **Ordering through an unrecognised third party.** (+9 points) Check that the provider keeps you as the merchant of record. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/online-ordering-without-delivery-apps
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai

## Fix kit: what to paste

Structured data, one block in the page head:

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "Restaurant",
  "name": "Die fette Kuh",
  "url": "https://www.diefettekuh.de/",
  "telephone": "+49 221 37627775",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Bonner Straße 43",
    "postalCode": "50677",
    "addressLocality": "Köln",
    "addressCountry": "DE"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 50.9181538,
    "longitude": 6.9606497
  },
  "openingHours": "PH,We-Mo 12:00-22:00; Tu off",
  "servesCuisine": [
    "burger"
  ]
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.

## Where it stands
Rank 600 of 1109 in Cologne (top 54%).

| What the top tenth does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 88% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 82% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 94% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 48% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 24% | yes |

Nearest places with a similar menu: 3h's Burger & Chicken (D, 414 m, https://directindex.org/r/3hs-burger.de); sorry mama - it`s so yummy (A, 2204 m, https://directindex.org/r/sorry-mama.com); Cheeseburger Eddy (D, 2364 m, https://directindex.org/r/cheeseburgereddy.de); Five Guys (B, 2474 m, https://directindex.org/r/fiveguys.de); Joe Champs (B, 2610 m, https://directindex.org/r/joe-champs.de); Burgerneister (D, 2656 m, https://directindex.org/r/burgermeister.com); Curry 23 (C, 2666 m, https://directindex.org/r/curry-23.de); Stadtgarten-Restaurant (D, 3278 m, https://directindex.org/r/stadtgarten.de); Hans im Glück (C, 3486 m, https://directindex.org/r/hansimglueck-burgergrill.de).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked and claimed businesses in each city index.

Against its peers: Sites built with Shopify average 61% (36% A or B, 1336 sites); this site 47.7%.

What an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/diefettekuh.de/agent-view

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| reachable | 25 | 25 |
| readable | 0 | 25 |
| actionable | 6 | 15 (action_test pending) |
| cited | 0 | 0 (probes pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare criteria)
Level 1 of 5: Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/diefettekuh.de
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: yes
- llms.txt: yes
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: yes
- OAuth protected resource metadata: yes
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: yes
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan: https://directindex.org/scan?url=diefettekuh.de&force=1