# Das Kaffeehaus: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.daskaffeehaus.eu/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/daskaffeehaus.eu
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Das Kaffeehaus's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (http 403). Rescans are free.

## Direct links
- Phone: +49 40 85109000

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The server refuses the request outright, which usually means a firewall rule aimed at bots.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
665 of 713 in Hamburg cafes and bars. Top 93% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 90% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 64% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 89% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 34% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 36% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Café Mutsch (F, 325 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafe-mutsch.de); Café Kirchenbank (F, 480 m, https://directindex.org/r/jimdofree.com); Café Schwesterherz (D, 760 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafe-schwesterherz.hamburg); Pier 2 Bar (C, 1719 m, https://directindex.org/r/hamburg-airport.de); McCafé (C, 1728 m, https://directindex.org/r/mcdonalds.com); Cafe und Hofladen Hof Bullerbü (F, 2029 m, https://directindex.org/r/hofbullerbue-hamburg.de); Himmelsschreiber (D, 2058 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafe-himmelsschreiber.de); Eis-Perle (F, 2287 m, https://directindex.org/r/eis-perle.de); Café Zwei Herz (F, 2386 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafezweiherz.de); püük - fein + herausgeputzt (B, 2798 m, https://directindex.org/r/puukfein.de).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like Das Kaffeehaus in Hamburg cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Hamburg cafes and bars | 713 | 47% | 18% | 0% |

The best of Same kind in Hamburg cafes and bars: Bar Hamburg (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/barhh.com); Luca und Lia (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/lucaundlia.de); Mug & Muse (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/mug-muse.de); Black Hat Coffee (A 91.3%, https://directindex.org/r/blackhatcoffee.de); Mosaic (A 90%, https://directindex.org/r/cafe-mosaic.de).

## The direct record
What agents get for Das Kaffeehaus, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/daskaffeehaus.eu
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-Fr 09:00-18:00; Sa,Su 12:30-18:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +49 40 85109000

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/daskaffeehaus.eu/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=daskaffeehaus.eu&force=1