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title: What an AI agent reads on Dark Side of the Moo · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/darksideofthemooburgers.com/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on Dark Side of the Moo

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [darksideofthemooburgers.com](http://www.themoofoodtruck.com/), from the copy the scanner kept.

3,277

characters of text without JavaScript

Restaurant

structured data for the business

3

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot)

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Dark Side of the Moo | American Restaurant in Jersey City, NJWarning icon · language en. First 1,800 of 3,277 characters:

```
Dark Side of the Moo | American Restaurant in Jersey City, NJ The Menu Suspects Visit FAQ Catering Inquiry Order Online Jersey City · American · Wild Feast on the Wild Side Bold American plates from Jersey City - wild boar tacos, smoked alligator sausage, and burgers that bite back. Order online for delivery. Order Online What Lurks on the Menu Not your average herd. Dark Side of the Moo is Jersey City's home for audacious American eats. We serve the wild and the untamed - pulled wild boar tacos glazed in soy ginger, Louisiana-style smoked alligator sausage, and grass-fed bison burgers stacked high. Everything is made bold, from our house Moo sauce to raw honey vinaigrette. Come hungry, leave with a story. Delivery straight to your door. The Usual Suspects The Usual Suspects Fig and Goat Cheese SaladWith mixed lettuce, walnuts and honey balsamic vinaigrette dressing using our own raw honey. Ground Beef TacoThree tacos. Flour tortilla with pico de gallo, roasted corn, black beans, lettuce, cheddar, and chipotle ranch. Kalua Pua'a (Pulled Wild Boar) TacosThree tacos. With a soy ginger glaze, finished with coleslaw, jalapeños, and toasted sesame seeds. Smoked Alligator SausageOur famous Cajun sausage from Louisiana served with grilled peppers and onions, chipotle sauce on a toasted hero roll. Double BBQ Bacon CheeseburgerDeluxe cheeseburger with premium smoked bacon and house made BBQ sauce. Mike Bison BurgerLean, mean, and full of protein. Pasture raised, grass-fed, without growth hormones or antibiotics. Topped with American cheese, grilled onions, pickles, lettuce, tomatoes and house special Moo sauce on a toasted potato roll. Find the Herd Visit Us When We Come Alive Sunday12:00 PM - 9:00 PM Monday4:00 PM - 9:00 PM Tuesday4:00 PM - 9:00 PM Wednesday4:00 PM - 9:00 PM Th
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | Restaurant |
| Name | Dark Side of the Moo |
| Telephone | +12012160495 |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | yes |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | American |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (EntryPoint, GeoCoordinates, OpeningHoursSpecification, OrderAction, PostalAddress, Restaurant) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [order.online/business/81804](https://order.online/business/81804) | ordering | doordash_storefront, acting for the business |

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```json
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```