# La Cueva del Diablo: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.cuevadeldiablo.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/cuevadeldiablo.com
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach La Cueva del Diablo's website on 2026-10-21 (http 403). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open La Cueva del Diablo's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: 01 43 26 37 01
- Address: 13 Rue du Cardinal Lemoine, 75005, Paris

## Nearby, also direct
Places near La Cueva del Diablo that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Au Moulin à Vent (60 m): https://directindex.org/r/au-moulinavent.com
- Falafelo (80 m): https://directindex.org/r/kaza-maza.fr
- Café Saint-Germain (90 m): https://directindex.org/r/cafe-saint-germain-paris.fr
- Atsushi Tanaka (100 m): https://directindex.org/r/atsushitanaka.com
- La Rose de Damas (110 m): https://directindex.org/r/larosededamas.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The server refuses the request outright. That usually means a firewall rule aimed at bots. A real browser tried too and got challenge:title.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
5695 of 5992 in Paris. Top 95% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 99% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 99% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 84% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 61% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The 3 Musketeers (B, 41 m, https://directindex.org/r/the3musketeersgroup.com); Au Moulin à Vent (A, 58 m, https://directindex.org/r/au-moulinavent.com); Falafelo (B, 79 m, https://directindex.org/r/kaza-maza.fr); Café Saint-Germain (B, 85 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafe-saint-germain-paris.fr); Dali (F, 87 m, https://directindex.org/r/dalipizza.fr); L'Atlas (C, 92 m, https://directindex.org/r/latlas.fr); Atsushi Tanaka (D, 95 m, https://directindex.org/r/atsushitanaka.com); Street Food Paris (F, 107 m, https://directindex.org/r/streetfoodparis.com); La Rose de Damas (C, 111 m, https://directindex.org/r/larosededamas.com); La Tour d'Argent (C, 123 m, https://directindex.org/r/tourdargent.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 13 everyday questions about Paris and named 98 places. La Cueva del Diablo wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/paris/recommended


## Businesses like La Cueva del Diablo in Paris

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Paris | 5992 | 57% | 39% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Paris: 5 Pailles (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/5pailles.com); A l'affiche (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/restaurantalaffiche.com); Allegria (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/allegria-restaurants.fr); Amalfitana (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/amalfitana-paris.com); Ambos (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/ambos-restaurant.fr).

## The direct record
What agents get for La Cueva del Diablo, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/cuevadeldiablo.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: 01 43 26 37 01

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/cuevadeldiablo.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/cuevadeldiablo.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=cuevadeldiablo.com&force=1