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title: What an AI agent reads on Cuckoo's Nest · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/cuckoosnest.nl/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on Cuckoo's Nest

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [cuckoosnest.nl](https://www.cuckoosnest.nl/), from the copy the scanner kept.

3,254

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Home. First 1,800 of 3,254 characters:

```
Home Nederlands English The Cuckoo's Nest Nieuwezijds Kolk 6 • Amsterdam Algemene informatie Wij zijn open voor mannen van 18 jaar of ouder gedurende de volgende tijden:zondag - donderdag: 13:00 - 01:00 uurvrijdag - zaterdag: 13:00 - 02:00 uurOmdat The Cuckoo's Nest een gewoon café is, maar wel met een darkroom, is de toegang gratis. Aangezien we geld moeten verdienen om de bar en darkroom draaiende te houden en ervoor te zorgen dat alles blijft werken en schoon is, verwachten we van onze gasten dat zij minimaal één drankje per persoon bestellen telkens wanneer zij The Cuckoo’s Nest binnenkomen. De darkroom De darkroom van de Cuckoo's Nest is weer normaal open nu de beperkingen vanwege corona weer zijn opgeheven. Kijk uit voor zakkenrollers De darkroom is tamelijk donker en kan nogal druk worden, zodat deze steeds weer zakkenrollers aantrekt. Laat kostbaarheden dan ook achter in een van de items die je incheckt in de garderobe, maar houd wat geld bij je, voor het geval je nog een drankje wilt kopen. Huisregels Wij hebben huisregels. Wij verzoeken je vriendelijk om je hier aan te houden. Klik om de knop om ze te bekijken. HUISREGELS PreviousNext Safesex The Cuckoo's Nest ziet veilige seks tegenwoordig als een noodzaak, vooral wanneer men seks heeft met wisselende partners. Daarom promoten we nu al jaren veilige seks en sinds september 2006 bieden we onze gasten gratis condooms, welke bij de garderobe te verkrijgen zijn. Afgezien daarvan bieden we informatie met betrekking tot veilige seks in de vorm van flyers en folders al zolang deze beschikbaar zijn. We zijn echter van mening dat het hebben van veilige seks ieders eigen verantwoordelijkheid is en we kunnen alleen proberen onze gasten te helpen bij het maken van de juiste keuzes. We raden onze gasten aan om altijd veil
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

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Business listings from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL. Scores under the same licence.

```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","founder":{"@type":"Person","name":"Antonio Curado"},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```