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title: What an AI agent reads on The Crumpled Horn · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/crumpledhornpub.co.uk/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on The Crumpled Horn

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [crumpledhornpub.co.uk](http://www.crumpledhornpub.co.uk/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,688

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Pub in Upminster | Great food and Sunny beer garden · language en. First 1,800 of 3,688 characters:

```
Pub in Upminster | Great food and Sunny beer gardenThe Crumpled HornChristmasBook NowMenusOffersWhat's OnChristmasBook Now40% Off MainsFor a limited time only, get 40% off mains.* Sign up to get your code! Get Your Code40% Off Mains33-37 Corbetts Tey Road, Upminster, Greater London, RM14 2AJ01708 226698Currently Closed We open at ScrollPlan Early & Enjoy ChristmasJoin usNew & Exclusive HawkstoneFind Out MoreTuck into our Daily DealsOur OffersThis October Half Term Kids Eat for £1Find Out MoreWe Are Dog FriendlyFind out moreFacilitiesBeer GardenDog FriendlyCask AlesPool TableDartboardAccessible AccessBaby ChangingBoard GamesView AllWELCOME TOThe Crumpled HornHead to the Crumpled Horn in Upminster for a perfect pint and top value pub food. We’ve got that classic British pub atmosphere everyone loves. You’ll always get a friendly greeting at the bar, and whatever you want to drink. We do it all, from cask ales, craft beer, and cider, to wine, fizz, and party drinks. Plenty for those on the soft stuff as well, including spritzes, juices, and fresh coffee. We like to please everyone on the food front too. So we put all the classics on the menu. Pick from traditional classic, tasty curries, mega burgers and grills, sandwiches, and sharers. Add a bunch of social events like band nights, fundraisers, theme parties, and pub quizzes to the mix and you’ve got a little beauty of a local! We have 2 raised area’s in which can be booked for private events ideal for 30 guests. We can cater for parties, gathering and wakes. Get in contact with us to book your event now! Our PubPour Yourself Some Extra PerksDownload the new Marston’s Pub App today! It’s your ultimate companion for everything happening at The Crumpled Horn, right here in Upminster. From live music and quiz nights to
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | LocalBusiness |
| Name | Pub in Upminster | Great food and Sunny beer garden |
| Telephone | 01708 226698 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.crumpledhornpub.co.uk/menus |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, GeoCoordinates, ListItem, LocalBusiness, PostalAddress) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [www.crumpledhornpub.co.uk/christmas](https://www.crumpledhornpub.co.uk/christmas) | booking | the business's own site |

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The [report](https://directindex.org/r/crumpledhornpub.co.uk) turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.

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