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title: What an AI agent reads on Crooked Run Fermentation · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/crookedrunfermentation.com/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on Crooked Run Fermentation

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [crookedrunfermentation.com](https://crookedrunfermentation.com/washington-dc/), from the copy the scanner kept.

1,598

characters of text without JavaScript

BarOrPub

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Washington, D.C. Taproom | Union Market Pizza & Craft Drinks · language en. First 1,598 of 1,598 characters:

```
Washington, D.C. Taproom | Union Market Pizza & Craft DrinksSkip to MainHomeBeer & WineFood & DrinksLocationsWashington, D.C.Leesburg, VirginiaSterling, VirginiaDel RAy, VirginiaEntertainmentPickle & International Food Festival 2026Private EventsABOUT USBlogGift CardsWashington, D.C.Crooked Run FermentationOur D.C. taproom and restaurant is located in the Union Market neighborhood. The bright, airy, 3200 square foot space features all of our beers, ciders, seltzers, and natural wines, paired with NY-style pizza and wings from J&J Pizza, offering a fun menu of whole pies, pizza by the slice, wings, and other shareables that are easy to grasp, but also creative and delicious.In addition to the beautiful, modern taproom, our D.C. spot opens up in the summer to shaded outdoor seating. Dogs are welcome outside on the patio.Explore Our Beer MenuExplore J&J Pizza's Food MenuWeekly EventsTuesdayMovie Night (Classics and just out of theater releases) at 7pmWednesdayCap City Trivia hosts Trivia starting at 7pmThursdayBYOV (Bring Your Own Vinyl) 1/2 price bottles of wine!FridayKaraoke at 9pmWeekly Happy Hour$12 Two slices of J&J Pizza (Cheese or Pepperoni) and a 12oz beer M - F open until 6pm AND Friday and Saturday 11pm - 12am $3 pizza slices, $3 shots, $3 select beers.Address:‍550 Morse St NE Suite #120, Washington, DC 20002Phone: (202) 355 9010Hours:Sun 11:30am - 9:00pmMon - Tue4:00pm - 10:00pmWed - Thu11:30am - 10:00pmFri - Sat11:30am - 12:00am*J&J Pizza hours may differ; please check here for food hours.ContactInfo@crookedrunfermentation.comDesigned with 🤍 by SpotOn ©2026
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | BarOrPub |
| Name | Crooked Run Fermentation - Washington, D.C. |
| Telephone | +12023559010 |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a page on another site untappd.com/v/crooked-run-fermentation/11649418 |
| Cuisine in structured data | Pizza |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (BarOrPub, ImageObject, Organization) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [order.toasttab.com/online/j-j-pizza-at-crooked-runs-sterling-taproom](https://order.toasttab.com/online/j-j-pizza-at-crooked-runs-sterling-taproom) | ordering | toast, acting for the business |
| [www.toasttab.com/j&jpizza/giftcards?utm_source=undefined&utm_c](https://www.toasttab.com/j&jpizza/giftcards?utm_source=undefined&utm_content=online--j%26jpizza&utm_medium=toast_sites&utm_campaign=giftcards) | ordering | toast, acting for the business |

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","founder":{"@type":"Person","name":"Antonio Curado"},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```