# CRAZY SAN MAMES: Agent-Direct Score C (63.1%)

Site: http://crazysanmames.es
Report: https://directindex.org/r/crazysanmames.es
Scanned: 2026-10-16 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
CRAZY SAN MAMES is partly visible to agents.
An AI assistant can open CRAZY SAN MAMES's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It can't find a link to book or order online.

## Direct links
- Phone: +34742032066
- Address: Sabino Arana etorbidea 13
- Prices: 32 prices on the site, the middle one €10.00
- Languages: German, English, Spanish, French

## Nearby, also direct
Places near CRAZY SAN MAMES that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Geuria! San Mamés Sports Bar (310 m): https://directindex.org/r/geuriasanmames.com
- Santagloria Coffe & Bakery (380 m): https://directindex.org/r/santagloria.com
- Cork (420 m): https://directindex.org/r/corkbilbao.com

## What to fix first
- **No booking or ordering link on the website.** (+15 points) There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **Almost no text without JavaScript.** (+2 points) Crawlers that don't run scripts see an empty page. Put the menu, hours and address in plain HTML. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/website-blank-without-javascript
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored)
- **32 prices on the landing page, the middle one €10.00.** 

## Fix kit: What to paste

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# CRAZY SAN MAMES

> cafe or coffee shop in Sabino Arana etorbidea 13, Bilbao cafes and bars. Phone +34742032066.

## About

- Website: http://crazysanmames.es
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- **Structured data found (Restaurant).** address, phone, opening hours

## Where it stands
38 of 171 in Bilbao cafes and bars. Top 22% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 83% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 94% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 89% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 22% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 17% | no |

Nearest places in the index: La Catedral (B, 158 m, https://directindex.org/r/barlacatedral.com); Cafe Bar Tipi Tapa (F, 207 m, https://directindex.org/r/wordpress.com); RockStar (C, 230 m, https://directindex.org/r/salarockstar.com); Mugi (F, 285 m, https://directindex.org/r/barmugi.com); Boss (D, 312 m, https://directindex.org/r/bossbilbao.com); Geuria! San Mamés Sports Bar (C, 312 m, https://directindex.org/r/geuriasanmames.com); La Taberna de los Mundos (B, 328 m, https://directindex.org/r/delosmundos.com); Ziripot (F, 332 m, https://directindex.org/r/ziripot.es); Santagloria Coffe & Bakery (C, 383 m, https://directindex.org/r/santagloria.com); Cork (B, 416 m, https://directindex.org/r/corkbilbao.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Bilbao cafes and bars and named 48 places. CRAZY SAN MAMES wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/bilbao-cafes-bars/recommended


See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/crazysanmames.es/agent-view

## Businesses like CRAZY SAN MAMES in Bilbao cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Bilbao cafes and bars | 171 | 43% | 15% | 63.1% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Bilbao cafes and bars: Dike1 (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/dike1.com); Tipula Casco Viejo (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/tipula.es); CAT CAFE (A 94.9%, https://directindex.org/r/elsalondemicasa.com); Arambarri (A 86.2%, https://directindex.org/r/abrasador.com); Industrias Del Café Del Norte (A 86.2%, https://directindex.org/r/cafefortaleza.com).

With the three fixes above (No booking or ordering link on the website; No menu or price list found; Almost no text without JavaScript), the score would be about 100%, which would be first of 171 in Bilbao cafes and bars.

## The direct record
What agents get for CRAZY SAN MAMES, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/crazysanmames.es
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +34742032066

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

A browser path finder looked at the rendered home page on 2026-10-16 and found no booking or ordering link the scan had missed.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 23 | 25 |
| Readable | 18 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/crazysanmames.es
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/crazysanmames.es/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/crazysanmames.es/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=crazysanmames.es&force=1