# Crazy Pasta Bar: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.crazypasta.net/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/crazypasta.net
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Crazy Pasta Bar's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (ssl invalid). Rescans are free.

## Direct links
- Phone: +33 9 52 90 19 17

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The certificate is invalid, so browsers and agents refuse the secure version.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
771 of 936 in Paris cafes and bars. Top 82% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 99% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 93% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 100% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 54% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 41% | no |

Nearest places in the index: L’Antidote (C, 90 m, https://directindex.org/r/lantidote-paris.com); L'Enclos de Ninon (D, 117 m, https://directindex.org/r/ninonparis.fr); Brewberry (C, 181 m, https://directindex.org/r/brewberry.fr); New York Café (A, 207 m, https://directindex.org/r/newyorkcafekaraoke.com); Maison des Trois Thés (F, 231 m, https://directindex.org/r/maisondestroisthes.com); The Bombardier (C, 271 m, https://directindex.org/r/bombardierpub.fr); Gong Cha (D, 273 m, https://directindex.org/r/gong-cha.com); Le Piano Vache (C, 319 m, https://directindex.org/r/lepianovache.com); Noir (C, 391 m, https://directindex.org/r/noircoffeeshop.com); Jozi Brunch Pantheon (C, 393 m, https://directindex.org/r/jozi-cafe.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Read by AI agents 7 times this month.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=crazypasta.net&force=1