# Institute Of Crazyology: Agent-Direct Score F (38.5%) Site: http://crazyology.org Report: https://directindex.org/r/crazyology.org Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.) Institute Of Crazyology is largely invisible to agents. An AI assistant can open Institute Of Crazyology's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It can't find a link to book or order online. ## Direct links - Phone: 4156864971 - Address: 1000 Van Ness Ave, 94109-6971, San Francisco ## Nearby, also direct Places near Institute Of Crazyology that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between. - Enterprise Rent-A-Car (170 m): https://directindex.org/r/enterprise.com - Skyways Travel & Tours (650 m): https://directindex.org/r/skyways-travels.com - Asian Art Museum of San Francisco (650 m): https://directindex.org/r/asianart.org - San Francisco Ghost Hunt Walking Tour (690 m): https://directindex.org/r/sfghosthunt.com ## What to fix first - **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (TouristAttraction, Museum, TravelAgency or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant - **No ticket link on the website.** (+15 points) There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a ticket or booking page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website - **No tickets and prices found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what does it cost and when?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with tickets, times and prices as text, and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai - **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business ## Fix kit: What to paste Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. ```html ``` llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. ``` # Institute Of Crazyology > local business in 1000 Van Ness Ave, 94109-6971, San Francisco, San Francisco tours, attractions and museums. Phone 4156864971. ## About - Website: http://crazyology.org - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models. ``` ## Already right - **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed. - **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response. ## Where it stands 203 of 327 in San Francisco tours, attractions and museums. Top 62% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 94% | no | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 9% | no | | Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 94% | yes | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 9% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 41% | no | Nearest places in the index: Enterprise Rent-A-Car (F, 168 m, https://directindex.org/r/enterprise.com); Bob Mizer Foundation (C, 222 m, https://directindex.org/r/bobmizer.org); Go West Tours (C, 240 m, https://directindex.org/r/gowesttours.com); Best Travel (D, 378 m, https://directindex.org/r/dt.com); Francophone Museum (B, 397 m, https://directindex.org/r/afsf.com); Business Class Consolidator (C, 511 m, https://directindex.org/r/businessclassconsolidator.com); Tenderloin Museum (B, 537 m, https://directindex.org/r/tenderloinmuseum.org); Skyways Travel & Tours (C, 649 m, https://directindex.org/r/skyways-travels.com); Asian Art Museum of San Francisco (C, 652 m, https://directindex.org/r/asianart.org); San Francisco Ghost Hunt Walking Tour (D, 689 m, https://directindex.org/r/sfghosthunt.com). ## What assistants answer The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included. See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/crazyology.org/agent-view ## Businesses like Institute Of Crazyology in San Francisco tours, attractions and museums | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in San Francisco tours, attractions and museums | 327 | 45% | 12% | 38.5% | The best of the businesses of the same kind in San Francisco tours, attractions and museums: Free SF Tour (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/freesftour.com); Red and White Fleet San Francisco Bay Cruises (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/redandwhite.com); SIXT Rent a Car San Francisco Fairmont Hotel (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/sixt.com); Wine Tasting On the Bay (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/sanfranciscobayboatcruise.com); San Francisco Native Tours (B 83.1%, https://directindex.org/r/sfnativetours.com). With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; No ticket link on the website; No tickets and prices found), the score would be about 95.4%, which would be first of 327 in San Francisco tours, attractions and museums. ## The direct record What agents get for Institute Of Crazyology, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/crazyology.org - Book: none on record - Order: none on record - Menu: none on record - Hours: none on record - Phone: 4156864971 ## Can an agent transact? Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0). - UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no - ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no - MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no - Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 25 | 25 | | Readable | 0 | 25 | | Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Level 0 of 5, Not Ready. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/crazyology.org - Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md) - sitemap.xml: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/sitemap/SKILL.md) - AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md) - Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md) - Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md) - llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md) - API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md) - MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md) - A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md) - Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md) - OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md) - OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md) - auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md) - Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md) - ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md) - DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md) - WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md) - JSON-LD for the business: no Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/crazyology.org/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/crazyology.org/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology ยท Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=crazyology.org&force=1