# Crazy Goat Coffee & Deli: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://crazygoat.co/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/crazygoat.co
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Crazy Goat Coffee & Deli's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (cloudflare challenge). Rescans are free.

## Direct links
- Phone: +44 1923 510995

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** A bot challenge stands in front of the site (cloudflare_challenge); a plain fetch never reaches the page.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
2068 of 2491 in London cafes and bars. Top 83% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 97% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 67% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 12% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Perch and Co (F, 371 m, https://directindex.org/r/perchandco.com); The Artichoke (B, 532 m, https://directindex.org/r/artichokeonthegreen.co.uk); Coach and Horses (B, 554 m, https://directindex.org/r/thecoachandhorses.co.uk); The Hive (F, 1358 m, https://directindex.org/r/croxleypark.com); Coach and Horses (A, 1608 m, https://directindex.org/r/thecoachandhorses.info); The Feathers Pub (B, 1873 m, https://directindex.org/r/thefeathers.co.uk); Wishful Drinking Bottleshop & Taproom (F, 1952 m, https://directindex.org/r/wishfuldrinking.co.uk); The Western Sports & Social (B, 2083 m, https://directindex.org/r/thewesternsportsandsocial.co.uk); The Cafe in the Park (F, 2603 m, https://directindex.org/r/thecafeinthepark.com); Ye Olde Greene Manne (A, 3029 m, https://directindex.org/r/vintageinn.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like Crazy Goat Coffee & Deli in London cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in London cafes and bars | 2491 | 52% | 37% | 0% |

The best of Same kind in London cafes and bars: And Then (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/andthentooting.com); Bar Américain (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/brasseriezedel.com); Bar Soho (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/barsoho.co.uk); Be At One Monument (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/beatone.co.uk); Conuco (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/conuco.co.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for Crazy Goat Coffee & Deli, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/crazygoat.co
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-Fr 08:00-15:30; Sa 09:00-15:30; Su 09:00-14:30 (open now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +44 1923 510995

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/crazygoat.co/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=crazygoat.co&force=1