# La Bodega: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.cortado.uk/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/cortado.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
La Bodega's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (cloudflare challenge). Rescans are free.

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** A bot challenge stands in front of the site (cloudflare_challenge); a plain fetch never reaches the page.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
177 of 201 in Glasgow cafes and bars. Top 88% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 90% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 76% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 57% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 5% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Tibo (D, 220 m, https://directindex.org/r/tibobistro.co.uk); Grain and Grind (C, 455 m, https://directindex.org/r/grainandgrind.co.uk); Drygate (C, 617 m, https://directindex.org/r/drygate.com); The Gate (B, 810 m, https://directindex.org/r/thegateglasgow.com); Babbity Bowster (D, 1161 m, https://directindex.org/r/babbitybowster.com); Synergi2Go (D, 1192 m, https://directindex.org/r/strath.ac.uk); Vinyl (F, 1200 m, https://directindex.org/r/vinylbar.scot); Through the House (D, 1210 m, https://directindex.org/r/throughthehouse.com); Purrple Cat Café (F, 1234 m, https://directindex.org/r/purrplecatcafe.com); Chaiiwala (F, 1234 m, https://directindex.org/r/chaiiwala.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like La Bodega in Glasgow cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Glasgow cafes and bars | 201 | 49% | 27% | 0% |

The best of Same kind in Glasgow cafes and bars: Tennent's Bar (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/thetennentsbarglasgow.co.uk); The Auctioneers (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/theauctioneersglasgow.co.uk); The Granary (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/thegranaryglasgow.co.uk); The Horseshoe Bar (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/thehorseshoebarglasgow.co.uk); The Hyndland Cafe (A 91.3%, https://directindex.org/r/hyndlandcafe.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for La Bodega, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/cortado.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/cortado.uk/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=cortado.uk&force=1