# Coffeeology: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://coffeeology.me.uk/pages/coffeeology-london-locations
Report: https://directindex.org/r/coffeeology.me.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Coffeeology's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (http 402). Rescans are free.
AI assistants cannot open the website of Coffeeology, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_402.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
2082 of 2439 in London cafes and bars. Top 85% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 98% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 69% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 12% | yes |

Nearest places with a similar menu: Blank Street Coffee (D, 131 m, https://directindex.org/r/oree.co.uk); Kapucin (C, 410 m, https://directindex.org/r/kapucin.co.uk); Long Black Richmond (C, 506 m, https://directindex.org/r/longblack.co.uk); Cheeky Chops Play Café (F, 2231 m, https://directindex.org/r/cheekychopsplaycafe.co.uk); Swiss Bread Bakery & Café (D, 3037 m, https://directindex.org/r/swiss-bread.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Against its peers: Sites built with Shopify 58% (37% A or B, 1345 sites); This site 0%.

## Businesses like Coffeeology in London cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars | 2439 | 53% | 38% | 0% |
| Sites built with Shopify in London cafes and bars | 89 | 47% | 33% | 0% |

The best of the sites built with Shopify in London cafes and bars: Kipferl Cafe & Kitchen (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/kipferl.co.uk); Peggy Porschen Belgravia (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/peggyporschen.com); Kybelle (A 90%, https://directindex.org/r/kybelle.co.uk); Soho Grind (A 87.7%, https://directindex.org/r/grind.co.uk); The Bike Shed (A 86.2%, https://directindex.org/r/bikeshedmoto.co.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for Coffeeology, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/coffeeology.me.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/coffeeology.me.uk/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/coffeeology.me.uk/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=coffeeology.me.uk&force=1